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Your Backbone and My Flute

Your Backbone and My Flute

(translation of poem by Mayakovsky as if mistranslated by Donald Trump)

 

I’d like to build a wall

around my penis… noch 233 Wörter

goat piss

i just went to a chicken swap with tyrone and marieke. there was lots of chickens and that was all great, i even bought three cute little 6-7 week old hens. noch 341 Wörter

Penis with Single testicel Ball

I am really worried about my one ball hanging with average size under my penis.

Don’t know what would be the effect of this on my martial life either I will be able to sex properly or not. noch 9 Wörter

Introducing the Cuckold Blog List and network

Today’s post is just a quick heads-up, and it’s about the

Cuckold Blogs Network.

It’s basically like this, there are various blogs which I enjoy reading, I frequent some of them more and some of them to a lesser extent. noch 124 Wörter

Small Penis

Love A Good Old Fashion Dick "Fuck" Instead Of A Yin Yang Tattoo Prank

Love a good ol fashion dick tattoo prank. Kinda shocked you don’t see more of this really. And I partially don’t blame the tattoo artist. I mean maybe the chick bought that he was tattooing a cheesy yin yang symbol when he was starting off with the balls, But your body should be smart enough to tell your nerve endings that something is wrong when he starts drawing what was described as a „Massive Penis.“ Must’ve been a rookie getting a tattoo. noch 213 Wörter

Hey Ed, Have You Ever Enjoyed Staring At A Big Fat Penis Before? The Answer Is Yes.

Just a girl trying to make it in a man's world… pic.twitter.com/dfonphfFH0

— Kate Beckinsale (@KateBeckinsale) July 11, 2016

Kate Beckinsale, man. Listen I’m with the times.

noch 169 Wörter