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Adult film star has shocking freak accident with his private part (photos)

According to a report by MediaTakeOut, adult film star Rico Strong was rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles yesterday, after a freak accident involving his penis. noch 124 Wörter


My D-Deficiency.

I went to the doctor the other day to get my annual physical results. So, pretty much everything was normal. All the blood counts were where they should be, my urinalysis was fine…high cholesterol as usual (working on it)…Negative pregnancy test results (thank fuck for that) — and a Vitamin D deficiency. noch 301 Wörter


Scientists Blue Ball Humanity from Getting Alien Poon

BY Sum Rando Gi
Former Disfigure Skater

NEW YORK CITY, NY— Scientists theorize that a recently-discovered object orbiting a distant star may very likely be a Jupiter-sized alien superstructure. noch 453 Wörter


See what a step mother did

See what a step mother did to his grand son why? Because he runiete on the bed that’s why she cut off the boys #Penis that’s all!



Liquor Cupcake? I Don't Even Know Her!

chocolate cake and Southern Comfort butter cream topped with chocolate and salty caramel corn

I’ve made whiskey, bourbon, and other liqueur cupcakes before but I really liked the Southern Comfort combined with the sweet and salty flavors. noch 109 Wörter

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph: The Real Story?

So, if Jesus had a penis (see prior post here), then Mary had a vagina, right? Well, of course. And Joseph had a penis, too. noch 1.277 Wörter


Penises are Unreliable

*Reader’s discretion is advised

FACT: Penises are unreliable. Along with the guys attached to them. Try hooking up with a guy and orgasming. Dude, it doesn’t happen. noch 389 Wörter