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A giant python bit a man while he was sitting on the toilet — where it struck him is just unreal

This poor man got a terrifying surprise when he went to the bathroom at his Thailand home, thanks to a python that made an unexpected appearance. noch 135 Wörter

National

45 Degrees...

It was 45 degrees outside when we shot this…

By the time it was all said and done, I’d spent close to two hours in my underwear, or less. noch 15 Wörter

Nude

HEY MAN! IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Excuse me, Sir!
My Lord!
Head the Home!
Gentleman!
Dude!
Guy!
Man!
Whatever you call the male species these days, I don’t care!
All I know is that, it’s your fault! noch 597 Wörter

Sex

What I Go to School For

Although in Rome, I enjoyed the life of a lady who lunches (or drinks cappuccino, at least), once back in England I needed to find work.   noch 279 Wörter

Living

Um...Penis Shaped Lipstick, Huh? (NSFW)

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This could be a party favor for your next bachelorette party, penis-shaped lipsticks from the brand Mushroom, are supposedly very high quality (at least according to Amazon reviewers).   noch 51 Wörter

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Birth Control

Birth Control: (n) various methods for counteracting pregnancy

This amazing idea came to my mind, which probably, upon future inspection, will not seem quite as gleaming. noch 286 Wörter

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