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New Dutch report says Anne Frank didn't die in March 1945

Verily, this is a historic day in the history of questionable events. Lampshade Inc. shares have increased by 6,000,000%, as a new Dutch study says the death of Anne Frank must have occurred in February 1945, instead of in March that year. noch 208 Wörter

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Imagine dancing faces on a row of teeth.

syntax is your enemy,
Liquor is your destiny,
This rat on your face an epiphany.
Like a biscuit built out of rotten strawberry.

Poetry

Bright future, anyone?

When I was a kid, older people always said something like “their generation is the future” about me – about us. I’m 28 now, and I keep thinking about my daughter exactly the same. noch 155 Wörter

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An idiots guide to choosing a wife in Singapore.

After 46 years of ground breaking research, we finally have a matrix that breaks down how you should evaluate the women you’re dating for marriage potential. noch 67 Wörter

Nonsense

sometimes nonsense sounds idiomatic.

All sick gloves bring fresh vegetables to work.

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