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MRW I have a split personality and am trying to convince myself by using sexual favors, but it’s not working.

MRW I have a split personality and am trying to convince myself by using sexual favors, but it’s not working.

Wtf

The Old Woman I Will Be

Another birthday.

A big one. 65.

Over the last few weeks, I have been preoccupied with the significance of 65.

Two thirds of my life is behind me. noch 928 Wörter

Humor

NewsBusted - 16-040 - Video

Topics in today’s show:

– President Obama recently met with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

– Martin O’Malley’s campaign for the Democratic nomination will remain suspended indefinitely. noch 96 Wörter

Politics

Self Promotion Time!

Hey! Hey you! Yes you! All of you!

If you have a Tumblr, and you’re reading this, you should totally go follow me at roseswritteninink… noch 74 Wörter

Anorexia, Recovery, Hospital, NEDA, Personal

Top Ten Tuesday! The Top Ten Perks of Being a Zombie

With the release of the movie Pride + Prejudice + Zombies I thought this would be an appropriate list.

Since we all will eventually be zombies I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that it’s not all bad. noch 276 Wörter

The Phil Factor

Joke of the day

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. noch 100 Wörter

Joke

Ah... the classics...

Well…
That’s the way I heard it…

Image found here.

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