http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HEtGKGvu-Y

Special thanks to the cast:

James Rodriguez Jr. - Carma Man

Heather Amico - Secretary

Joseph Rodriguez - Wealthy Man with Forzen Lips

Jessica Rodriguez - His Wife

Jose Rodriguez - Man with Chapped Lips

Fran Rodriguez - His Date

Music By: Kevin MacLeod and Incompetech.com

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As previous blogs may have ascertained, I am in a long distance relationship with a man who I have been with for 3 and a half years. Long distance relationships completely throw your sex-drive and so I have weeks of feeling deprived and sad, weeks of insatiable lust and weeks of downright menopausal frigidity. Because of the irregularity of the sex after such a prolonged period, although I adore very aspect of it, it can be somewhat of a lucky dip when it comes to my moods.

This week, however, I have been feeling... horny. Not deprived or frustrated. Just horny. I haven't had sex in 10 days, I have gone much longer and gone off it completely or I have had to do without and become frustrated and tense. This week, I am feeling frisky but I am enjoying the feeling of being frisky even though I know that it is unlikely I will get to "spend" anything until next week. Its just a nice feeling really.

I am amazed, though. I feel like a fourteen year old again when the slightest thing can flip you inside only horrific acne and teenage awkwardness is less of a symptom. Driving through the army base this afternoon to have lunch with colleagues and a squad of very buff looking chaps all jogged past and it was like my sex organs went berzerk! Like a light switch being turned on, just the simple visual stimulus of seeing lots of very manly men was enough to make me grin from ear to ear and giggle like a girl (and tingle a wee bit too).

Its not just in day to day life, however. I have been having an obscene amount of very sexy dreams both at night and during the day which leave my head spinning. The fantasies never stop to give me a rest and I often feel that if a nice boy gave me an opening shortly following one of these dreams (the Milk Tray man through with window type of thing) then I'd be on him like cream on a bun! A sexy man-shaped bun.

This fleeting chemical imbalance inside must be like what it is for men. Minimal effort, just insant gratification, and its lovely. The more I think about it though, the more I miss orgasming. I haven't had an orgasm in a while and I miss it, maybe this is my body reminding me why orgasming in such fun and I should force myself to enjoy sex more often with my boyfriend (which with the prolonged distance taking its toll on our sexlife and being reunited at the station platform not being quite enough to make me want to rip off my jeans).

Men are lucky if this is what they get. Maybe I am actually a gay man in a woman's body? I know that this phase won't last forever but surely it is a sign that my bits and pieces are a bit lonesome and bored and they're reminding me int he nicest way possibe that sex is the most fun you can have in life... apart from getting roaring drunk and having a curry but you can't usually be naked for that.

Update: Added two more. One with the Namaste illustration and one with the photograph taken by me.

Click to Enlarge (320x480).

Finally...! I already said that I was wanting to do iPhone wallpapers with my work and I'm finished with that. Nice to see all of these together :)

© 2008 Saawan.

Click the above image to download as 1024x768 wallpaper.

The Nature Squad is seemingly a tiny superhero team whose main objective is to save mother Earth from people who constantly contaminate it. It contains three creatures. Read more about the characters and their characteristics below.

Logo of 'The Nature Squad' is as follows:

The logo is made of custom font created by me exclusively for this concept. The logo mark has two leaves in water. It aptly suggests nature. The character names are written in the same type as of the logotype.

The Nature Squad comprises of three weirdos namely Mylo, Tingle and Clove. Two among the three are aliens. They have supernatural powers that they too don't know much about. Most of the times, their powers backfire creating more trouble for the three. They don't have the conventional superhero suits.

Mylo

Mylo is a human kid. He is 12 years old. Like every kid, he lives in his own dreams. He feels that the world is very beautiful. He is naive. But, he's not as foolish as his team mates. He loves nature very much and feels closer to every plant, tree, pond, bird etc. He is a very friendly guy with no human friend around. He makes friends with animals and birds. Tingle and Clove are his best friends. He meets them later in the story.

He happens to know more about the world and wants to stop people from contaminating things around them. One day, he bumps into two aliens and makes friends easily with them.

Though Mylo is uneducated in the conventional sense, he has lotta common sense and deals well with situations. He even gets away speaking in sign language when communication with creatures seems difficult.

Tingle

My blog readers need no introduction to Tingle as I've posted twice about this character. But, I've never revealed about 'The Nature Squad' in any of the posts. Here comes more information about Tingle.

Tingle is a cute little alien. It is somewhere between two and a half and three feet height. In IQ level, it comes next to Clove. That means it has a better IQ level than Clove. He is a guy of an alien!

He's always worried about his height and most of the time Clove woman-handles (!!) him. He has powers that backfire at him right in the wrong time! He enjoys pulling Clove's leg but she being a li'l brainer doesn't understand him which makes him the fool again.

Clove

This character replaces the previously shown character Woo. I wanted an alien than a worm for this character. Also, I shortened the team from five to three to make it more interesting with less characters.

Clove is an alien woman who's a vanity freak. As Tingle is obsessed with his height, Clove is obsessed with vanity. Mylo gets irritated with these stupid obsessions of his team mates.

She is adorable but very foolish. Inadvertently, she makes fun of Tingle when he tries to make fun of her. Both of them are great buddies and love each other very much. She too has some powers but she doesn't know how to use them. She always gets through by fluke or by crook!

I would be trying my hand at comics or comic-strips with 'The Nature Squad'. The concept and the stories inherently contain the message not to ruin mother nature. Next time you throw a paper on the road or spit on it or cut a tree, mind that 'The Nature Squad' may be there to trouble you!

sweet gentle lover

planting kisses softly

along my pliant body

languid sweeps

plunging deep

slow loving

hot melting

ardent attention

mounting passion

naughty whispers

aching whimpers

spinning ecstasy

driving me crazy

hey, don't get me wrong

don't want a diva song

great technique

ain't wot i need

just for u to show

i do want to know

beyond ur bliss

i do exist

shag n go just aint my game

wot's on ur lips aint my name

so why do i yearn

so fiercely burn

flowing rivers

warm shivers

tingling skin

breathing in

ur heady smell?

well truth to tell

u ain't no dream fuck

but i love u just too damn much !

This afternoon I stopped in at the Kerlan-Jobe Orthopaedic Clinic to find out why my pinkies were tingling and my left arm was going numb.  The clinic is located in Westchester, just off the 405 South, and right near The Promenade at Howard Hughes Center.

My appointment was scheduled for 2 p.m. with Dr. Norman P. Zemel. 

I was referred to him by my knee doctor.  And to preface the remainder of this review, I went into the office with extremely high expectations, not only because of how great my treatment was for my knees, but also because of the amazing reputation the clinic has.

Dr. Zemel is an interesting fellow.  He was wearing an Anaheim Angels championship ring and had assorted Mickey Mouse ear pins on his white coat.  He also rocked a massive comb-over that originated from the bottom of his hairline on the back of his head.  You'd think the doc for the Angels would have keen enough eyesight to think twice about the comb-over.

Besides all of this, Dr. Zemel lived up to my expectations.  I had very little paperwork to fill out, much of which involved my marking where it hurt.  I resisted the urge to draw an enormous wang on the page.  I probably only resisted this urge because the woman working the desk was very cute.

I'd complain about the poor magazine selection in the waiting room, but seeing as they took me only 7 minutes after I arrived, why bother?  Not only did they get me in a room quickly, a physician's assistant saw me just 3 minutes later.  She spent a fair amount of time asking about my symptoms and taking notes, which begged the question why Dr. Zemel repeated much of her efforts.  No matter.  Dr. Zemel had answers for me in a matter of minutes.  Turns out my ulnar nerve in both elbows had slipped and each nerve was being compressed and inflamed when I put pressure on my forearms and elbows.  Long story short . . . I have to stop leaning on the arm rests on my chair when I am working at the computer.  Can't wait to see what that diagnosis costs me. 

It was also nice that there was a ton of parking in a structure adjacent to the office and they validated parking.  I was there for about an hour and ended up paying $2.55.

Kerlan-Jobe and Dr. Norman P. Zemel . . . I did him (that doesn't sound good) . . . and you should too for any hand and wrist problems (that doesn't sound great either).

Thanks for your response on my character - Tingle. I created few more designs of Tingle. It took almost five hours to finalize these two drawings. I hope you'll like them. From now on, the preview of my works would exclusively be shown to the members of the Saawan EliteClub before I post them officially on Blog De Saawan. So, if you're not a member, you're requested to send in your mail to me with the subject line 'Saawan EliteClub'. Remember, I may not post some of my works on the blog but the club members have an exclusive privilege to look at them. Membership for Saawan EliteClub is absolutely free!

Tingle, the Hiphopper! The usual and popular mannerism of hiphoppers and the boombox! :D

I'm absolutely against smoking and so is Tingle! The above comes as part of a story that's still under development.

Both the pictures are scanned and edited in Illustrator CS3. So, they are 100% vector drawings. Click the picture to go to GFX Por Saawan and download the original resolution (1024x768) from there.

© Saawan.

This is my new character. This is a sneak peek of how it looks. It's still under development. I named it Tingle.  I really love the way this illustration has come out. Tingle is just out of sleep and it is yawning and at the same time rubbing its eyes. Hope you like it. Click the image above to go to my Flickr pool i.e., GFX Por Saawan. You can download the original size (1024x768) from there.

I'm designing more of Tingle and the designs have to be scanned and edited in Illustrator. I'll soon post more designs of Tingle. Stay tuned for more characters and more fun!

If you are a Hard Gay fan, I suggest you go out to your local store and purchase the below game (once it hits the US), as he makes a cameo in it.  No shit....Hard Gay, is friends with Tingle.  I wish I could make this shit up.....I really do.

On the flight from Memphis this Sunday, the pasengers received complimentary liquor, beer, etc., due to num(b)erous flight delays. Knowing that I would only get one free drink (I'm not really that cheap, but had drank plenty the entire week of vacation) I asked what types of liquor they had. The list included several differing kinds of spirits in the small single-serve bottles that we all know so well by sight.

Before the waitress was able to get the entire word "Tanqueray" past her lips, I anxiously repeated the word (Tanqueray), following it with a quick yes. Wow, it had been a few years since I've tasted that wonderful London dry gin!

Gin and tonic has always been a favorite drink of mine. When the gin is a Tanqueray, its that much better! There's something about the dry, bitter tingle as it touches the tongue along with the lingering after-taste that keeps me craving. 

So, I lovingly rate Tanqueray London Dry Gin as both Bitterliscious and Tingiliscous!  

...o sí? Bueno, la cosa es que el Dojo se actualizó hoy mostrando estos assist trophies, entre los cuales vemos a Metroid, el ya conocido perro de Nintendogs, al Lakitu (ése me encantó), el Hammer Bro, a Jill con su Drill Dozer, a Helirin de Kuru Kuru Kururin (se acuerdan de su juego para GameBoy Advance? Uuuuuu! Ya llovió!), a Jeff de Earthbound.

Y si todas las noches rezabas porque Tingle apareciera en este juego, pues tus plegarias fueron escuchadas! Así que prepárate, porque....Tinle!Tingle! Kooloo-limpah! xDDDD

Ahora sí pueden estar seguro de que Super Smash Bros. Brawl será el juego del año.

- Maya Angelou

COACHING THOUGHT: In the busy days that begin a new year, do not neglect your obligation to your friends. Laughter is the best sound available to human hears when it is shared and felt from the tingle of your toes.

Katie Mattson • Motivational Coach • www.EnergizeYourMoment.com