Your hands are in my hair... your breathing is getting heavier...you moan low, uncontrollably....you thrust your hips toward my face and hold my head... I am getting so turned on....you are swelling in my mouth, almost choking me..my jaws are aching.... you're using me for your pleasure.....and it's so nice.....
Why are we stopping? Oh... you want to fuck me? I love it when you say that! I straddle your waist, my left hand is on your chest... my right hand is gripping the headboard... your hands are squeezing my hips.... I'm so wet as I slide down on you...... I arch my back.... you thrust your hips..

mmmmm.... raw, hard, wet, delicious......I want some more...

Via Fashion Orgasm. A site run by a chick called Teresa who aged 5 named her My Little Pony Chanel. Jesus Christ.

You can be the judge, but trust me, I had trouble keeping a straight face when a small girl pointed to one of these "novelty items" while persistently exclaiming 'Mummy, I want one of those!". Don't they grow up fast these days?  [More photos of this surprisingly entertaining event coming up. I also got into Antwerp city hall and obviously, kept on shooting.]

As much as you’d like to think you’re the all-masterful sex teacher that you are, chances are she had a little experience in learning those positions that could make Olympic gymnasts cringe.  Let’s explore further, shall we?

The amount of sexual partners you’ve had are your “numbers”.  Everyone’s got ‘em.  It’s your sexual resume, of sorts.  Some think that women with high numbers are sluts and guys with high numbers are players.  Fair labels?  Is there such as a thing as having too high a number?

One girl I polled says yes.  When asked what she would think of a 21 year old girl that’s been with 20 guys, she answered in one simple word, “Slut”.  Really?  Fascinating!  So then if 20 is too high a number, what’s the number that separates slut from normal?  10?  15?  She didn’t know, and believe it or not I don’t know either.  Weird, huh?

My friend Nicole thinks it’s not a matter of numbers, but a matter of frequency.  She thinks if you have sex with multiple partners in a short span of time, that’s when you approach slut status.  So then what’s the frequency and time span?  She didn’t know, and again I didn’t either.  See how perplexing sex numbers can be?  It's like you need a physics degree just to have a sex life!

Speaking of sluts, what’s the definition of one anyway?  Nicole thinks it’s simply a girl who has high numbers.  I disagree though.  I think a slut is based on behavior, not actions.  A slut is a girl who brags about the sex she has.  It’s the girl who uses sex to get attention.  It’s the girl who you see making out with 6 different guys at the bar in one night.  You know--something you basically see on any given Saturday night at a Lincoln Park bar.  And if that's you, don't fret.  I'm not making fun of you.  Be the best slut you can be.  Who am I to judge?

So then is it acceptable for men to have higher numbers than women, even at the same age?  Every woman I asked said that although it isn’t fair, it’s acceptable, and actually expected, for men to have higher numbers.  Huh?  How does that even remotely make sense?  As a population wouldn't male and female numbers generally be the same?  If ours are higher as a whole then doesn't mean we men are having sex with the same small group of high-numbered women?  That's just plain wrong on so many levels.  Gotta love the double standard, huh?

I guess in the end numbers don’t mean anything because you’ll never get the truth anyway.  Girls always drop their numbers while men always round theirs up.  Why would you purposefully place yourself in the "double condom required" category simply because you confessed your high numbers?  Your numbers are personal.  They’re not for bragging.  Reporting your true numbers will just open yourself up to scrutiny and judgment.  No good can come of it.  It’s like handing Naomi Cambell a cell phone and then daring her to whip it at you.  I think we all know how that would turn out.

When i first picked up the book, i expected something that was totally different that i expected. I thought it'd be one of those self-help books that you can find in abundance in Kinokuniya. But, this book is a rather interesting read. I find it rather hilarious than "exorcising". I think it's because i never had to go through the whole tough break-up thing that other people do when they end a relationship, and make a fool out of themselves. 

Another time, I was reading a pharmaceutical newsletter and found out that when researchers were testing a new cold medicine, they discovered an unexpected side effect: People who took it had an orgasm every time they sneezed.

I was just laughing so hard when i read that the first, second, third, forth and subsequent times. 

Sharina Majid

Dear Marty,
While not a general rule, research shows that sex does promote bonding. Although people don’t plan on or want to fall in love from casual sex, they may since such intimacy triggers hormones that have a romantic effect. Dopamine spikes with orgasm, changing the threshold of your ability to falling in love. Orgasm also floods your brain with oxytocin and vasopressin, chemicals associated with attachment. Furthermore, if a man is depositing his seminal fluid in a female partner, he’s giving her a dose of the chemicals needed for sex drive, attachment and romantic love. This increases her chance of falling head over heels.

Dr. Yvonne Kristín Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc. She is the author of several books including, “Touch Me There! A Hands-On Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots.”

[Woody Allen, Sleeper 1973]

Remember the Orgasmatron from Woody Allen's Classic, "Sleeper?" Seems that there's a new device that's going to give Woody a run for his money (no pun intended!).

An ad for Slightest Touch, an orgasm electronic enhancement agent, arrived in my inbox this morning. Hey, when over 11,000 women say that 'sex has never been better,' well, ya gotta wonder right? But I am especially intrigued by the idea that your orgasm will be so powerful that you should take electrolytes beforehand.

A painless electrical pulse travels up the leg’s nerve pathways to the pelvis, creating peak arousal. (Note the electrode patches around the ankles).

This device started as a foot massager (pretty kinky, eh?).  While it failed miserably at its orginal intention, subjects tended to get all hot and bothered during the experiment!

Hmm. Is this the answer for sexual desire and dysfunction issues in menopause?!

[Crossposted on Blogher]