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<title><![CDATA[TAMANNA'S LUCIOUS NAVEL enjoy!!!!]]></title>
<link>http://poonamblogs.wordpress.com/?p=186</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>poonamblogs</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Hi guys guess all of you guys know about tamanna bhatia this punjabi brunette is all set to take the]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys guess all of you guys know about tamanna bhatia this punjabi brunette is all set to take the tamil industry by storm.[gallery]</p>
<p>This brunette is hot vivacious and truly tempting,you don't beleive me jus take a look at the below pictures the luscious navel,mouthwatering curves, those milky boobs, and that ever present smile this babe is prone to be fucked by me at least 20 times if i get a chance.</p>
<p>she landed into to the telugu industry first and then made her way to the tamil industry just check out the pics i've posted at the bottom like this bitch is all 18 but looks so hot, teaming up with surya in ayan this babe is sure gonna scorch the screen ,she has the punjabi chikni feel to her,hope somebody fucks her and releases an scandal tape of her ....</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Clean and clear]]></title>
<link>http://niuse.wordpress.com/?p=352</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>niuse</dc:creator>
<guid>http://niuse.wordpress.com/?p=352</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ A mere mention of it is sure to bring about a teasing smile or an &#8220;ahem ahem&#8221; or a gigg]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.deccan.com/Beauty/11body1.jpg" border="1" alt="" hspace="4" vspace="2" width="305" height="200" align="left" /> <span class="DCText"><span style="font-size:x-small;">A mere mention of it is sure to bring about a teasing smile or an "ahem ahem" or a giggle if nothing else from your friends The power of a bikini wax! There are very few people you know who have got one. But the ones who have will only have nice things to say about it. The most common statement, as simple as it sounds, is "Oh! It feels so clean."</p>
<p>A bikini wax is the removal of hair from the bikini line. This one comes in varieties too. There’s ‘American,’ ‘French’ and ‘Brazilian.’ American waxing and bikini waxing are pretty much synonymous and refer to hair removal below the navel and just above the thighs.</p>
<p>A French wax is one that involves a ‘landing strip’ that is left behind for effect. A Brazilian wax on the other hand refers to the total hair removal of pubic hair. It is also referred to as a thong wax or a playboy wax.</p>
<p>A bikini wax is like just any other wax where talc is dusted upon the skin before application of the wax. And a waxing strip is used to tug at the hair in a direction opposite to the hair growth. Stray hairs will be tweezed off.</p>
<p>If the above mentioned options are too sober for you, go in for other choices like getting a heart-shaped or a star-shaped design. Stencils with various shapes for bikini wax are available abroad. You could get anything from a star to an arrow or a lighting bolt or lips or a butterfly too. Dying the hair to another colour is possible. Crystal art is what some opt for too, apart from tattoos and body art.</p>
<p>Contrary to the scary images of pain that go through your head every time you picture a bikini wax, those who get it done regularly say that it is a matter of getting used to. PR professional Deeya M. got her first bikini wax out of curiosity. "I was really curious to know if it hurt — testing my pain threshold was one reason," she says. "It hurt but not as much as I expected. The lady I went to was a pro and went about it quite clinically. The reason I tried it again was primarily because the first time was so easy. It made me feel sexier for some reason. I definitely plan to do it again," she adds. Biotechnologist Priya K. vouches for the fact that it doesn’t hurt once you get used to it.</p>
<p>If you want to play it safe then take a pain reduction pill that your doctor has recommended about 30 minutes before a bikini wax. Always go to a salon that has been recommended by a friend. Pick a place that is hygienic and has well-trained professionals.</p>
<p>A bikini wax can cost you anything from Rs 350 to 700. "About 60 per cent of those that get them done are married women. The other 40 per cent are students," says Tina S., Manager, Spratt. The beauticians at Mirrors and Within, Leela Galleria, agree.</p>
<p>There is an important tip that you need to keep in mind before getting bikini wax. Don’t snip hair before going in for a waxing session. A lot of women feel that it will be easier with the waxing process, or feel compelled to do so out of embarrassment. But it is best if you leave the hair growth the way it is.</p>
<p>"If the hair is shorter, then it becomes tougher to wax it off," says beautician Lun of Chrysolite.</p>
<p>Those that have got bikini waxes are addicted to it. That may be a good reason for you to give it a try, fears and prejudices thrown aside.</p>
<p>Source: http://www.deccan.com/Beauty/Beauty.asp</p>
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<title><![CDATA[What are your options? ]]></title>
<link>http://cilviajones.wordpress.com/?p=92</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Medical tourism of are dedicated to making your medical travel vacation for surgeons of tummy tuck s]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a href="http://cilviajones.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/cilvia1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-93" src="http://cilviajones.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/cilvia1.jpg?w=77" alt="" width="77" height="96" /></a>Medical tourism of are dedicated to making your medical travel vacation for surgeons of tummy tuck surgery at hospitals of Pune in India as pleasant, comfortable, safe, and affordable as possible. Your surgeon will explain the options available for achieving the best result according to your individual case and your personal preferences. For example, if the amount of loose skin is minimal and the excess fat deposits are located below your navel, a short horizontal incision may be all that is necessary. In some cases your surgeon may recommend liposuction as well as a tummy tuck to remove abdominal fat. Tummy tuck complications are extremely rare. Depending on the technique used, you may have to wear a support garment for several weeks. Generally stitches will be removed in stages over one to two weeks. <a href="http://cilviajones.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/my-story-of-getting-a-tummy-tuck-surgery-in-india/" target="_blank"><strong><em>Click here</em></strong></a> for surgeons of tummy tuck surgery at hospitals of Pune in India.</span></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Vampire Teeth and Panties]]></title>
<link>http://serahrose.wordpress.com/?p=471</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>serahrose</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[When I turned 18, I gifted myself a pierced belly button.  This was long before every &#8216;it]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I turned 18, I gifted myself a pierced <a href="http://serahrose.wordpress.com/2007/11/16/belly-buttons/">belly button</a>.  This was long before every 'it' girl in town flaunted her bejeweled navel.  This was something I'd dreamed of for years, ever since I discovered it was even a possibility.  It's something I gave to myself because it made me <em>feel </em>beautiful.  However, very few people actually <em>saw </em>my navel.  I rarely if ever wore shirts cropped that short and I've never been a bathing beauty.  So, it really was just for me.</p>
<p>This week, I splurged (yet again) at a local coffee shop.  I was served by a girl who must have served me hundreds of times by now.  She's petite, slender, with pitch black greasy hair pulled up in a messy pony tail.  She's always in black, frequently  with a studded belt.  I remember her clearly because her features are tiny, beautiful, and doll-like but she's been cursed with one of those really awful cases of acne that make you cringe and feel sympathy while attempting not to stare in horror.  This time, she looked different.  She had elongated pointy canine teeth.  Yes, vampire teeth.  And they were real.  They were not little plastic inserts; they were a part of her mouth...her bite.  She successfully spoke with only the tiniest hint of a lisp.  And they were <em>beautiful</em>.  I found myself feeling regretful when she turned away to complete my order.  I wanted to watch her talk all day.  I wondered if they made her feel beautiful, in a dangerous, pointy, I'm going to bite you kind of way.  I hope they do.</p>
<p>I think I need to visit my local over-priced department store for another sort of splurge: matching bra and panties.  If I could wearing matching sets every day, I would.  And it wouldn't matter that no one saw them, just as it didn't matter that no one ever saw my navel ring.  They'd be there, just for me.</p>
<p>And I wondered if the girl and her new vampire teeth would love her teeth as much if no one else could see them.  Would she feel as special if their elongated sharpness were visible only to her?</p>
<p>Does it make me <em>more </em>or <em>less </em>self-confident that I rather enjoy having secretly beautiful feelings?  Because on the days that I preen, I tend to try to catch my reflection in every store window just to make sure I still look as cute as I feel.  But on the days that I don't preen--but I happen to be wearing a matching bra and panties set--I go about my business looking like a lazy-ass frizz ball, and therefore would rather not look at my reflection, but still feel perfectly beautiful since I am, after all, wearing a matching bra and panties set.</p>
<p>On a side note, just in case you were wondering, I no longer have a pierced navel.  I had to remove it part way through my pregnancy; it got uncomfortable.  I'm considering a re-pierce in honor of my 30th birthday.  It seems a fitting second coming of age gift to myself.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Umbilicus serves, then withdraws, leaving but a single footprint where it stood: the navel, wrinkled and cupped, whorled and domed, blind and winking, bald and tufted, sweaty and powdered, kissed and bitten, waxed and fuzzy, bejeweled and ignored; reflecting as graphically as breasts, seeds or fetishes the omnipotent fertility in which Nature dangles her muddy feet, the navel looks in like a plugged keyhole on the center of our being, it is true, but O navel, though we salute your motionless maternity and the dreams that have got tangled in your lint, you are only a scar after all.  - Tom Robbins, <em>Even Cowgirls Get the Blues</em></p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[Relief? Relive!]]></title>
<link>http://shiroki.wordpress.com/?p=315</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>shiroki</dc:creator>
<guid>http://shiroki.wordpress.com/?p=315</guid>
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Like, seriously&#8230; today I handed up one of my more troublesome assignments; that 5 report/prop]]></description>
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<p>Like, seriously... today I handed up one of my more troublesome assignments; that 5 report/proposal/essay/thingies. And by the end of the day, I had one old pain-in-the-ass settled, another old trouble case reaching bad-end, gained one other new problematic case, and acquired the responsibility to write YET another report/proposal/essay/thingy by this Friday. I feel good... yeah... T_T</p>
<p><!--more-->Oh, and I just finished watching this series earlier this afternoon too:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/wefjEoH9tg0'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/wefjEoH9tg0&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>Good comedy, though it had a 'WTF??' kind of ending lol</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Japan's belly button festival]]></title>
<link>http://oldstersview.wordpress.com/?p=3590</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>oldstersview</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[More at  | Lifestyle | Living | Reuters
It was belly-up for thousands of people who indulged in a w]]></description>
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<p>It was belly-up for thousands of people who indulged in a weekend of navel gazing at a festival dedicated to the belly button in central Japan.</p>
<p>Children and adults, many of them sporting painted stomachs, took part at the annual Belly Button Festival in Shibukawa, north of Tokyo, where dancing in the streets is compulsory.</p>
<p>"The belly button is traditionally believed to be located in the middle of the body and the most important part. Our town, Shibukawa, is also called the belly button of Japan, and that is how this festival began," said festival organizer Kazuo Yamada.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Gul Panag in Mini Skirt]]></title>
<link>http://hotnudebabes.wordpress.com/?p=11</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mr X</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Gul Panag in Micro Mini Skirt
Looking damn hot in MICRO MINI SKIRT !!!!
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<p>Looking damn hot in MICRO <strong>MINI SKIRT</strong> !!!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Bipasha Basu at Lisbon]]></title>
<link>http://hotnudebabes.wordpress.com/?p=9</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mr X</dc:creator>
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Bipasha Basue at Lisbon

Bipasha Basu at Lisbon at the annoucement of the new 7 wonders. She wor]]></description>
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<p>Bipasha Basu at Lisbon at the annoucement of the new 7 wonders. She wore a Rocky S outfit.</p></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Chakras - Navel Chakra - Swadhisthana Chakrum]]></title>
<link>http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/?p=700</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sathyasaibaba</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[&#169; Navel Chakra 
Many years ago, I compiled the following information about the Navel Chakra fr]]></description>
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<strong>Many years ago, I compiled the following information about the Navel Chakra from various online, offline and personal resources:</strong><br />
The Swadisthana Chakra According To Swami Shivananda:</p>
<blockquote><p>“Svadhishthana Chakra is located within the Sushumna Nadi at the root of the reproductory organ. This corresponds to Bhuvar Loka. This has control over the lower abdomen, kidneys, etc., in the physical body. Jala Mandal (region of water - Apa Tattva) is here. Within this Chakra there is a space like a crescent moon or the form of a conch or Kunda flower. The presiding deity is Lord Brahma and Devata is Goddess Rakini. Bijakshara (vaü), the Bija of Varuna, is in this Chakra. The colour of the Chakra is pure blood-like red or the colour of Sindura (vermilion). From this centre six Yoga Nadis emanate, which appear like the petals of a lotus. The vibrations that are produced by the Nadis are represented by the Sanskrit letters: baü, bhaü, maü, yaü, raü and laü.</p>
<p>He who concentrates at this Chakra and meditates on the Devata has no fear of water. He has perfect control over the water element. He gets many psychic powers, intuitional knowledge and a perfect control over his senses. He has full knowledge of the astral entities. Kama, Krodha, Lobha, Moha, Mada, Matsarya and other impure qualities are completely annihilated. The Yogi becomes the conqueror of death (Mrityunjaya).”</p></blockquote>
<p><strong><span style="background-color:#ffffcc;">PROPERTIES OF THE NAVEL CHAKRA:</span></strong><br />
<strong>Tantra:</strong> Adhishthana, Bhima, Shatpatra, Skaddala Padma, Swadhishthana, Wari Chakra</p>
<p><strong>Vedas (late Upanishads):</strong> Medhra, Swadhishthana</p>
<p><strong>Puranic:</strong> Swadhishthana</p>
<p><strong>Name Meaning:</strong> Abode of the Self</p>
<p><strong>Ruling Planet:</strong> Mercury</p>
<p><strong>Associated Age:</strong> 8 - 14 years of age</p>
<p><strong>Shape:</strong> Circle</p>
<p><strong>Sense Organ(s):</strong> Tongue</p>
<p><strong>Work Organ(s):</strong> Genitals</p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong> 4 Fingers above Genitalia</p>
<p><strong>Color:</strong> Orange, Yellow, Red, Red-Orange, White</p>
<p><strong>Kosa:</strong> Food sheath or Annamaya Kosa and the Vital-Air sheath or Pranamaya Kosa</p>
<p><strong>Ruling God:</strong> Four Armed, Lord Vishnu</p>
<p><strong>Ruling Goddess:</strong> Shrivatsa and Kaustubhamani</p>
<p><strong>Day:</strong> Tuesday</p>
<p><strong>Gland/Organ:</strong> Spleen</p>
<p><strong>Astrological Sign(s):</strong> Cancer, Libra, and Scorpio</p>
<p><strong>Petals:</strong> 6</p>
<p><strong>Sanskrit Letters on Petals:</strong> bam, bham, mam, yam, ram, lam</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> D</p>
<p><strong>Loka:</strong> Bhuvar</p>
<p><strong>Tala:</strong> Mahatala</p>
<p><strong>Element:</strong> Earth, Water</p>
<p><strong>Crystals/Minerals:</strong> Coral, Onyx, Citrine, Clear Quartz, Tigers Eye, Moonstone</p>
<p><strong>Bija Akshara (Seed Mantra):</strong> Vam</p>
<p><strong>Bija Bearer:</strong> Makara</p>
<p><strong>Flower(s):</strong> Jessamine, Azalea, Fruit Blossoms</p>
<p><strong>Tarot:</strong> The Moon, The Lovers</p>
<p><strong>Rune(s):</strong> Fehu, Othala</p>
<p><strong>Mantra:</strong> Om Namo Narayana</p>
<p><strong>Opened, Gives:</strong> Peace, Inner Rhythm, Movement, Balance, Harmony, Sentimentality, Maternal/Paternal Instincts</p>
<p><strong>Closed, Gives:</strong> Seclusion, Confusion, Over Indulgence, Over Stimulation, Living in Dark Places</p>
<p><a href="http://www.saisathyasai.com/chakras/chakras-2-navel-swadhisthana-chakrum.html">Reference (With Permission)</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Take the demarcation of Thirupathi as a holy place of pilgrimage; Lord Venkateshwara, the deity worshipped there is called the Lord of the seven hills, for seven hills have to be climbed before the temple is reached. Obviously the six Chakras (energy centres) and the Sahasraara are indicated here, for in Raajayoga, the supreme is revealed, only when the individual raises the vital energy - the Kundalini Shakthi - up to the seventh stage. One of the hills is named Seshagiri, meaning, snake hill. From the plains, the range gives the appearance of a snake with a raised hood. ~ <a href="http://www.sathyasai.org/">Sathya Sai Baba</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Again, man alone is capable of awakening the serpent-power of the life-energy that lies dormant in him as the Kundalini Shakthi and elevate it through chakras (higher fields of awareness), up to the thousand-spoked wheel on the very crest of the head. This is the uurdhwa Gathi (the Upward Path). This yoga saadhana is possible for man, since he has a straight body and can sit with his trunk and head held in a straight vertical line. Quadrupeds and bipeds other than man are severely handicapped. They cannot tap the vital Kundalini Shakthi. ~ <a href="http://www.sathyasai.org/">Sathya Sai Baba</a></p></blockquote>
<ul>
<li>- <a href="http://www.saisathyasai.com/chakras/">Chakras - Seven Inner Blossoms Of Kundalini</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-root-chakra-muladhara-chakrum/">First Cakra - Root Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <strong>Second Cakra - Navel Chakrum (You Are Here)</strong></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-solar-plexus-chakra-manipura-chakrum/">Third Cakra - Solar Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-heart-chakra-anahata-chakrum/">Fourth Cakra - Heart Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-throat-chakra-vishuddi-chakrum/">Fifth Cakra - Throat Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-third-eye-chakra-ajna-chakrum-3rd-eye/">Sixth Cakra - 3rd Eye Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/chakras-crown-chakra-sahasrara-chakrum/">Seventh Cakra - Crown Chakrum</a></li>
<li>- <a href="http://sathyasaibaba.wordpress.com/2008/06/12/the-mystery-of-kundalini-serpent-power/">Kundalini - The Serpent Power</a></li>
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<title><![CDATA[Curiosidad satisfecha]]></title>
<link>http://optione.wordpress.com/?p=84</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>piezas</dc:creator>
<guid>http://optione.wordpress.com/?p=84</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Como quiera que en su corto recorrido este blog registra ya interesantísimas cuestiones a través d]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Como quiera que en su corto recorrido este <span>blog</span> registra ya interesantísimas cuestiones a través de sus herramientas estadísticas, me sabe mal dejar sin respuesta las inquietudes tan legítimas de quien aquí llega. Durante días he sabido de algunas curiosidades que, porqué no voy a confesarlo, no pensaba satisfacer. Pero ¡ea!, qué demonios. Hay que ser buen anfitrión.</p>
<p>Alguien acude a <cite>Google</cite> y el buscador le envía a este oráculo, planteando la siguiente y apasionante cuestión:</p>
<blockquote><p>como se hace para que los espermatozoides duran vivos mas tiempo al aire libre q puedo hacer para q no mueran</p>
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<p>Pues bien, amigo, intentaremos resolver tu pequeño problema.</p>
<p>Debes alimentarlos adecuadamente. Los espermatozoides son seres de un tamaño muy pequeño, casi podíamos decir corpuscular, aunque sólo para que nos entendamos. Es por ello que no pueden comer chuletón. La verdura no suele gustarles, aunque en época de cambio de piel algunos ejemplares adaptan su dieta en la creencia de que el desprendimiento será menos doloroso, sin embargo este extremo no está probado; en realidad se piensa que es precisamente en ese trance que necesitan mayor aporte calórico y proteico.</p>
<p>Como pauta general de alimentación, una papilla de crustáceos (o bien en crema) en la comida principal del día y un revuelto de ajete tierno antes de irse a dormir, cubren plenamente las necesidades de éstos simpáticos compañeros.</p>
<p>Importante es también prestar atención al hábitat que debe estar limpio en todo momento, aunque eso no requiere gran dedicación, pues los espermatozoides ocupan buena parte de su tiempo en el aseo, para lo que utilizan su colita a modo de cepillo con el que masajean todo su cuerpecito durante horas. Deben contar al menos con un rincón exclusivo para sus excreciones y otro, alejado de éste, donde puedan anidar su cama. No se les deben facilitar materiales fibrosos con esta finalidad, pues corren riesgo de enredarse fatalmente: un poco de papel higiénico o <cite>kleenex</cite> son los componentes ideales de un nido de espermatozoides saneado y limpio, siempre que no contengan colorantes artificiales.</p>
<p>Tener los espermatozoides al aire libre está bien, pero hay que observar algunas precauciones elementales para evitar accidentes indeseados. Por ejemplo: no los pongas nunca en el balcón. Porque se trata de corpúsculos muy lanzados y no demasiado inteligentes. Es fácil que toda una camada se defenestre (no es la primera vez que ocurre, sobre todo a criadores inexpertos que no conocen aún bien el carácter de sus corpúsculos).</p>
<p>Si deseas una camada para la cría a tu equipo no puede faltarle una trituradora STR-2000, una pieza fundamental. Ya me agradecerás el consejo, acuérdate.</p>
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<link>http://optione.wordpress.com/?p=80</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Fugue nº 20 BWV 889, in a minor
Bonus: Según catálogo, el ítem anterior (preludio y fuga):

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<p><strong>Bonus:</strong> Según catálogo, el ítem anterior (preludio y fuga):</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/3RjebdVKIAM'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/3RjebdVKIAM&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></div>
<p>Dedicao a la mi señá. A ver si se anima de una santa vez a <a href="http://chonisan.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/bienvenido/" title="gould pauses - bienvenido">arrancar el blog en pruebas ese con el que anda</a>.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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La movida surgida en Seattle a principios de los años noventa se extendió con más o menos intens]]></description>
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<p>La <strong>movida surgida en Seattle</strong> a principios de los años noventa se extendió con más o menos intensidad a otros países y mientras a España tardó bastante en llegar y nunca llegó a calar del todo entre la mayoría de los adolescentes, en otros países europeos, como incluso la vecina Portugal o Francia, el impacto y el atractivo de figuras como <strong>Eddie Vedder</strong> o <strong>Kurt Cobain</strong> y la moda del pelo largo, la camisa de cuadros y los pantalones rajados fue para los jóvenes algo demasiado difícil de resistir.</p>
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<p>En cualquier caso el tiempo ha demostrado que fue en los países del norte de Europa en donde hubo una mayor identificación con la actitud y el espíritu de las <strong>bandas de Seattle</strong> y ya desde muy pronto, casi al mismo tiempo, comenzaron a surgir grupos importantes en países como Dinamarca o Alemania, que consiguieron, al igual que Nirvana o Pearl Jam en Estados Unidos, desbancar de las listas de éxitos a los artistas nacionales que más vendían en estos países por entonces.</p>
<p>Hablamos de grupos como los daneses <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=110691642" target="_blank">Psyched Up Janis</a>, una sensacional banda formada por el actual líder de <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=4263957" target="_blank">The Raveonettes</a> de la que <a href="http://sololobueno.wordpress.com/2008/03/21/psyched-up-janis-swell-uno-de-los-mejores-discos-de-los-90/" target="_blank">ya hemos hablado aquí</a>, o <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=113365879" target="_blank">Dizzy Mizz Lizzy</a> que también logro ser importante en ese país vikingo a comienzos de la pasada década, llegando incluso a ganar algún que otro <strong>Grammy</strong>. En Alemania podemos nombrar a Fury In the Slaughterhouse, grupo que empezó en el 87 pero que consiguió su máximo apogeo en <strong>plena efervescencia grunge</strong> con su disco Mono (1992) o a los posteriores <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=26577489" target="_blank">Guano Apes</a> que arrasaron en todo el mundo con trayazos como <em><a href="http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=SFvCx6w_ptE" target="_blank">Open Your Eyes</a></em> o su versión del clásico <em><a href="http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=CFojdQ8d7DY" target="_blank">Big In Japan</a></em>.</p>
<p>Esa influencia o huella seattleliana aún continúa vigente hoy día en el panorama musical de estos países más que en ningún otro sitio, incluído Estados Unidos. No hay nada más que darse una vuelta por MySpace y buscar bandas belgas, suecas, danesas o alemanas para encontrar un buen número de ellas que sorprenden por la forma tan acertada y natural de hacer buen grunge, con una actitud que parece no costarles demasiado adoptar y un <strong>sonido sucio y agónico</strong>, muy influenciado sobre todo por las bandas más punk rockeras como Nirvana, Mudhoney o Sonic Youth. Aquí van algunas de ellas:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.myspace.com/navelofswitzerland" target="_blank">Navel (Suiza)</a>:</strong></p>
<p>Aunque en todas estas nuevas bandas grunge que están surgiendo en el norte de Europa se nota una <strong>influencia casi exagerada de Nirvana</strong>, los suizos Navel son quizá el grupo que más recuerda a Kurt Cobain y compañía, con un vocalista-guitarrista cuya imagen y forma de cantar y de tocar son casi un calco a las del genio de Seattle. En cualquier caso, y a pesar de la escasa originalidad, el grupo consigue transmitir una  <strong>espontaneidad y autenticidad indudables</strong>, y sus canciones tienen un sonido muy potente como puede comprobarse en el tema <em>Forsaken Speech</em>, cuyo vídeo <a href="http://sololobueno.wordpress.com/2008/01/22/grupo-myspace-de-enero/" target="_blank">ya pudimos ver en esta entrada</a> de cuando los elegí como Grupo MySpace de Enero.</p>
<p>Ahora parece que el grupo ha evolucionado y ha encontrado algunas <strong>señas de identidad propias</strong>, lo que les ha valido grabar su primer disco llamado Frozen Souls (2008, Louisville Records), tocar en algunos festivales de prestigio como el <a href="http://www.openairsg.ch/news.php" target="_blank">Openair de St.Gallen</a> (en el que estuvieron junto a bandas como The Kooks, The Fratellis o Kings Of Leon) o incluso aparecer en la MTV con este vídeo del primer single del vídeo:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/63M3Rw7uZOA'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/63M3Rw7uZOA&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
<p><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=166135081" target="_blank"><strong>Hidden By The Grapes</strong></a> (Austria)</p>
<p>Se trata de un potente trío nacido en 2006 en la ciudad de Graz que practica un punk rock digno heredero del<strong> estilo más embrutecido de Mudhoney</strong>, aunque también recuerdan por la crudeza de sus canciones a grupos como <strong>L7</strong>. Dejo este vídeo de un tema llamado <em>Miss America</em> por ser el único que tienen hasta el momento, aunque te recomiendo que visites <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#38;friendid=166135081" target="_blank">su MySpace</a> donde podrás escuchar más canciones que representan mejor su sonido:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/T6_XvCwFpvc'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/T6_XvCwFpvc&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
<p><strong>* Si te ha gustado esta primera parte, pulsa <a href="http://sololobueno.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/el-grunge-sigue-vivo-en-europa-segunda-parte/" target="_blank">aquí</a> para ver la segunda en la que se incluyen más grupos y vídeos.</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[marijuana]]></title>
<link>http://chockblock.wordpress.com/?p=36</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>chockblock</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I used to be a clerk for a mental health clinic.  I flunked out of grad school while trying to get m]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to be a clerk for a mental health clinic.  I flunked out of grad school while trying to get my MA in counseling.  During that time I saw many examples of why drugs are BAD NEWS.  We had a client undergo a complete paranoid episode during therapy.  Brick (not his real name) had warned the guy.  Stop using or we'll drop you from the program.  Well the client had to be taken away by the police because he was so violent and paranoid.  Lucky for him he recovered and thanked Brick latter (another program accepted him).</p>
<p>Every time I mention this I have bullsh*t called on me.  Well <a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/07/03/seth_macfarlane_swears_off_marijuana">Starpulse </a>writes:</p>
<blockquote><p>MacFarlane signed a $100 million deal with 20th Century Fox in May, in a move which will make him the highest-paid writer-producer in television - and he's determined to increase his productivity by swearing off illegal drugs.<br />
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He says, "I don't smoke much pot anymore. One of the last times I was stoned, I was convinced that I would die unless I kept moving my body. So I sat there, baked, waving my arms around like a crazy person." </p></blockquote>
<p>Yep, wacky tobacky will get ya.  Sure it does not cost much, but then you have to pay for therapy if the court doesn't make you go.  Like my drill sergeant/parents/wife said, if it looks stupid, sounds stupid it probably is a stupid thing to do. </p>
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<title><![CDATA[De pantanos, banderas y trasvases]]></title>
<link>http://optione.wordpress.com/?p=71</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>piezas</dc:creator>
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Queda inaugurado éste [otro], en el día de la resaca de una de las banderas de libertad más herm]]></description>
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<p style="clear:both;">Queda inaugurado éste [otro], en el día de la resaca de una de las banderas de libertad más hermosas, expresión de gentes que viven, dejan vivir y sólo buscan el respeto como personas. A ellos y a ellas humildemente les dedico este estreno.</p>
<p>Finalmente he podido terminar el trasvase de entradas y comentarios uno a uno. Las entradas respetan su fecha original, mientras que con los comentarios no me he atrevido; así que aparecen todos como si una banda de rabiosos posteadores pardos se hubiera vuelto loca entre ayer y hoy.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Sandwich Cat oder Blumen am Arsch der Hölle]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Gute Bands gibt&#8217;s wie Sand am Meer - doofe Bandnamen leider auch. Liegt wohl daran, dass Musik]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gute Bands gibt's wie Sand am Meer - doofe Bandnamen leider auch. Liegt wohl daran, dass Musiker eben Musiker und nicht Texter oder Schriftsteller sind. Da wird schon gerne mal das Wörterbuch hervorgeholt und blindlings reingezeigt: <a href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dackelblut" target="_blank">Dackelblut</a>. Oh cool, den Namen nehmen wir! Vorgänger- und Nachfolgebands von Dackelblut hatten übrigens auch so schön klingende Namen wie "Blumen am Arsch der Hölle", "Oma Hans" oder "Kommando Sonnenmilch".  <a href="http://janesfield.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dackelblut.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-58" src="http://janesfield.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/dackelblut.jpg?w=96" alt="" width="96" height="96" /></a>Diese alten Punker sind mir aber direkt noch sympathisch im Gegensatz zu den Hype-Namen der neuen Indiewelle: Hauptsache seltsam und dazu möglichst viele Satzzeichen! Irgendwie geht's wohl darum, dass keine Sau versteht, wie man beispielsweise die Band "<a href="http://www.chkchkchk.net" target="_blank">!!!</a>" ausspricht. Alte Indiehasen werfen an dieser Stelle ein lockeres "chk chk chk" in die Runde - sozusagen der Profilierungscode, ich komme draus und darf diese Musik gut finden - du nicht! Suche aber mal einer nach "!!!" bei Google.. kein einziger Treffer! Entweder will diese Band gar nicht, dass man sie kennt, oder sie geht in ihrer indiemässigen Bescheidenheit (Fuck Mainstream - nur das, was niemand kennt, ist der heisse Scheiss!)  davon aus, dass sie eh jeder kennt..?</p>
<p>Das mit der Aussprache ist auch ausserhalb der Indiewelt eine Krux. Wie um Himmels Willen spricht man die US-Metaller "<a href="http://www.queensryche.com" target="_blank">Queensrÿche</a>" aus? Oder heisst's jetzt [näivel] oder [navell] oder [neivel] oder wie? Gerade gestern Abend habe ich laut meinen Künstler des Tages (on Heavyrotation auf meinem iPod) rausposaunt, und heute früh bemerkt, ihn falsch ausgesprochen zu haben. <a href="http://www.clueso.de" target="_blank">Clueso</a>* heisst eben nicht [gluso] sondern [glüso] - Schande über mich! Mit so einem Fauxpas wird jeglicher Glaube an meine Musikkenntnisse zutiefst erschüttert.</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ee;text-decoration:underline;"><a href="http://janesfield.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/sandwichcat1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-57" src="http://janesfield.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/sandwichcat1.jpg?w=87" alt="" width="87" height="96" /></a></span>Aber wie geht das mit dem coolen Bandnamen nun wirklich? Irgendwo hab ich als Tipp für die Namenssuche mal gelesen, dass es immer gut kommt, wenn man Essen und Tiere kombiniert; so à la "Sandwich Cat" zum Beispiel, oder wie wär's mit "Schnipo Tiger" oder "Röschti Hyäne". Irgendwie auch nicht so das Gelbe vom Ei, um beim Essen zu bleiben. Abhilfe schaffen da zum guten Glück diverse Bandnamen Generatoren. Einer davon ist der <a href="http://www.bandnamemaker.com" target="_blank">Band Name Maker</a>. Dort gibt man seinen Namen oder irgendein Lieblingswort ein, und schon kriegt man eine Fülle von möglichen Bandnamen. In meinem Fall so treffende Vorschläge, wie "Jane Bacon and the Brick" (Speck und Ziegel passt sehr gut, find ich), "Hairy Jane" (...), "Jane Meat" (auch zu Deutsch als "Jane Fleisch" sehr schön) oder auch "Khaki Jane and the Flea". Ich kann mich fast nicht entscheiden..</p>
<h6><span style="font-weight:normal;">* Songtipps: "Crash" mit dem geilen Beat und das wunderschöne "Chicago" (von der alten Platte "Weit Weg").</span></h6>
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<title><![CDATA[Aishwarya Rai strip show and navel show - Hot]]></title>
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Aishwarya Rai striping for us in movie Dhoom2. Looking stunning even after marriage. Just look at a]]></description>
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<span style="font-weight:bold;">Aishwarya Rai striping for us in movie Dhoom2. Looking stunning even after marriage. Just look at all picture as well as video clip to check what a great curve she has. Just check her hot strip show and her beautiful navel. </span>  </p>
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<p><b>Link : <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/126006712/dhoom-2-ash_entry.avi" target="_blank">Download This From Rapidshare</a></b></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Diya Mirza hottest exposure from TUMSA NAHIN DEKHA]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Diya Mirza hottest exposure from TUMSA NAHIN DEKHA with serial kisser Emraan Hashmi
Song - &#8220;Mu]]></description>
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<p>Song - "Muje Tumse mohabbat he"</p>
<p>Full exposure and navel show.</span></p>
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<p><b>Link : <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/98820373/Diya_Mirja_Erotic_Song.avi" title="Diya Mirza" target="_blank">Download This</a></b></p>
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<title><![CDATA[KIESKEURIG (column Zep radio West 31 mei 2008)]]></title>
<link>http://jessicadejong.wordpress.com/?p=159</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 12:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jessica de Jong</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Het is lente! En met de temperaturen die we hadden, merkte je dat direct. Overal zoenende stelletjes]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Het is lente! En met de temperaturen die we hadden, merkte je dat direct. Overal zoenende stelletjes. Het is een fijne tijd om verliefd te worden en daar heb ik ook echt zin in. Ik weet ook nooit een antwoord als mensen me vragen waarom ik nog vrijgezel ben.<br />
Ik kan zeggen dat ik een raar mens ben, een kreng met intens slecht karakter, dat ik 24 uur per dag waanzinnig uit m’n mond stink of dat ik nooit de ware ben tegengekomen. Het zou allemaal zomaar kunnen.<br />
Ik denk echter dat ik het dichtst bij de waarheid kom als ik zeg dat ik erg kieskeurig ben en op de meest vreemde dingen afknap.</p>
<p>Bijvoorbeeld als ik zie dat een op zich leuke man drie haren op zijn grote teen heeft.<br />
Als me zo’n detail opvalt, laat het me niet meer los. Dan worden die drie haartjes veel langer of komen er steeds meer. Ik doe mijn best, maar zoiets blijft malen in mijn hoofd.<br />
Zou ik in bed liggen met zo’n man, dan vermijd ik het liefst dat zijn voeten de mijne raken. Ik ril bij het idee dat hij eens zijn voeten wil warmen aan de mijne en voordat het winter wordt en de kou toeslaat, moet hij de deur uit.</p>
<p>Er is ook een keerzijde. Net zoals ik afknap op, kan ik ook vallen voor een man om de meest vreemde redenen. Zo viel ik eens voor een man omdat hij de letter T moeilijk kon uitspreken, zó schattig. Maar dat slisje bij de letter S was een absolute afknapper.</p>
<p>Ook viel ik voor een man omdat hij autoritair, stug en onbehouwen was en knapte af op zijn voorliefde voor planten. Om deze ruwe bolster blanke pit met een geel gietertje zijn huis rond te zien gaan, was me gewoon te veel.<br />
Een tijdje terug diende zich een leuke man aan. Leuk, tot hij zich op het strand uitkleedde. Hij had een vreemde navel, met een raar knoopje waaruit een klein puntje naar voren stak. Het viel me direct op.<br />
In mijn veel te grote fantasie groeit zo’n navel tot ongekende proporties. Dan zie ik dat ding gewoon door een T-shirt heen steken en dat is een vreselijk en misselijkmakend idee. Die middag strand was dus ook meteen de laatste keer dat ik hem zag.</p>
<p>Ik viel wél weer voor een man omdat ik vond dat hij boksersogen had. Van die kleine dichtgeslagen kijkers met dikke strepen eronder. Vrienden verklaarden me voor gek en ze hadden gelijk, maar die ogen bleven voor mij aantrekkelijk.<br />
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Mannen met een door hard werken opgebouwde zweetlucht sleur ik bij wijze van spreken zó mee naar huis, terwijl ik een goed gewassen en met een lekker luchtje bedekte heer gewoon voorbij loop. Er valt geen peil op te trekken bij mij en ik geef het toe: het is een afwijking.</p>
<p>Ik zou ervoor in therapie kunnen gaan, maar doe het niet. Ergens loopt een man rond die ondanks harige tenen, een vreemde navel -of voor mijn part twee- tóch de ware blijkt te zijn voor mij. Dus voor mannen die wel iets zien in een rare columniste, mail naar radio West. En stuur gerust een foto van je tenen en navel mee!</p>
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