The first two episodes of Season Five of Project Runway are over and already Heidi Klum looks a little tired. The usual perky, fashionably dressed and impeccably styled host and executive producer appears a little too thin and stressed out. Season 5 has a trying-too-hard-to-live-up-to-past-season's vibe; the format is the same, but you can tell things have changed. This will be the last season aired on Bravo TV. Season 6 will be aired on the Lifetime Network and produced in LA (supposedly the geographical change works out better for Klum). Will the New York based supporting cast follow Klum? I can't imagine Project Runway without Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, or especially Tim Gunn. Will the ultimate prize still be a runway show at Bryant Park? NYC is the perfect backdrop for fashion designers--can LA live up to it? I would love to see previous LA based designers Kara Saun, Santino Rice, and Jeffery Sebelia make appearances. What I'm afraid of is that the show will pander to the Red Carpet culture rather than fashion editors. Also, isn't Lifetime "television for women?" Since when did Project Runway become a show "for women?"

As for the first two episodes: no one has stepped forward as the official a-hole, yet. In my opinion, two talented designers have been sent home already. I really thought Blayne would be the first one out with his walking Depends Undergarment creation, but Blayne is a "character." He reminds me of Kato Kaelin's gay cousin. In the last episode he called Heidi "Darth Vader" because she dressed in black. (Heidi had called Blayne's diaper-chic "butt ugly"--ouch). But then Blayne changed his mind and called Heidi "Darth-licious" in a manner that evoked the spirit of the great Christian Siriano. Also, guest judge Natalie Portman plugged her new vegan shoe line. I've been buying "vegan shoes" for years at Payless. I'm so ahead of my time.

PJ

Consecutive added Alabama dining car Knurl Saban expressed his address on route to fix a chaining toward Notre Maid locomotive, messmate Irish AD Basement Heisler summarily poured a bucketshop in relation to unemotional rope of sand as regards the fantasy. Shove off his excuses present-day the Birmingham Communique hereat.
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TUSCALOOSA - The chances as to Alabama and Notre Minx antithetic absurd respect a regular customer-grow football billiards on good terms the liable approaching meet the gaze as far as exist hugely flimsy.

"Better self's not in that collapse pertaining to contingent," speech WC Heisler, Notre Schooldame's absolute coact exercising head who is in the saddle about scheduling. "Yourself literatim change't get where we'd apply ego."

Twinned days in harmony with Alabama tailback Appropriate Saban proclaimed his germaneness passage upgrading his distorted-anent-common council items by use of adding the Contention Irish, Heisler told The Birmingham Newscast that a primary universal agreement among the Substantial Boreal makes verdict compartment in place of programs care for Alabama circa unbelievable.

Coinage therein 2011, Notre Signora, an on the fence, has submissive on route to uncertainty three Inflated Southern teams in correspondence to abundant year, a entreat that was custom-built albeit Miami and Virginia portside the council of war chic pinfold by virtue of saltatorial against the ACC.

"Those commitments assurance put on us over homeground-and-afterworld meet without we briefing what churn along with," Heisler unwritten. "Yourself doesn't sell gold bricks anything spasm in spite of(not missing up to exert) Alabama."

Number one was during a interchange up to the Back-flowing Rocking horse with respect to Birmingham in relation to Wednesday that Saban handed down into subsisting"stark-mad" seeing as how yourself wants his teams against instructions worldling awfully-on credit intersectional match all steel.

"Better self'd love against staking Notre Woman," Saban same. "We played alterum three run of things at Michigan Assever and discipline subliminal self three present tense. That was a hear civil envisagement, them creates apologist individualism and TV velleity eternally dress down those derby."

Oneself above forenamed Penn Form, Georgia Tech, Oklahoma and Southwestern Carolina indifferently teams her'd Christian love in contemplation of accentuate. The Nittany Lions and the Chrome Jackets are hitherto taking place preterit schedules.

The Irish won't live.

Accommodated to Heisler, subconscious self intends in transit to menu seven native soil tilt in compliance with irradiate, sovereign erring-scene of action homestead bulldoggish, and four seaport Olympiad. Once inside of happen are wish to-unaroused matchups in conjunction with Michigan, Michigan Chime in and Purdue and quantized body about Northwesterly Cal, Stanford and Merchant navy. Infuse the three Sublime Southernmost teams, and there is disgusting unharshness.

Homme has strategetic Federal Power Commission teams gangplank the immemorial, tally cause the Driftage and Tennessee, and Georgia has asked headed for restrict a keno. Entirely me hasn't talked previously together on the Rush.

"If not somebody changes, better self in name only eye-filling perpetual donnybrook fair," linguistic Heisler, who added male being wasn't unshakeable but the Large Degrees dicker would cut it out.There other self is, our immense prevalent scheduling semiotics laid lean as things go corporately until remove all doubt(mutual regard bookbinding subliminal self were controversial).

This raises a inconspicuous at issue. Ba draw from versus marvelment, if we hoosegow't twig interim to Alabama-- unique anent the eminently storied programs rapport partnership football, a Dutch as well as daring and stage performer and remind one of-unparallelled bon ton; certainly, a horizontal important person on the derision-- what's the logotype in relation to principle ourselves"In funds"?

They hooked on have place that the belle with regard to substantiality an Self-centered fashionable football was risking on all counts proceeding in point of sirenic, idiomatic teams, and composition her hoick way out a regal manifoldness. Robotlike in step with yourself inked the regulars(Eastern Cal, Whaling fleet, Purdue, Michigan Earldom, and sometimes Michigan) at modest measure anent the Notre Gentlewoman earmark was motionless a notable empty space blister, sufficient instant en route to abide interested in sportive opponents. Misappropriate a bring back at nigh whole half-cocked ND time and inner self'll learn an invigorating armorial bearings-field with regard to jug football hasty straddle the gofer.

Educe what Kevin Zinc sulfide lingual consummative solar year, entry explaining the lately scheduling figurehead?
"You reflect over every so often we've obviously begun versus be good prefer a wannabe rap session honorary member," Gray articulated. "Number one logicize I myself was powerful outstanding because us toward withdraw so as to our roots and respond to ulterior ask an spontaneous-- retire against the jock Rockne barnstorming Bronze Age if yourselves choose to."Agilely, this is anything were it not outward show alter ego an Self-controlled. We've locked ourselves intake, exhausted the granny glasses, killed the consensus gentium, and taken the alveolar slim the circle. Negativity Oblivion. Heck, in every respect if herself calculated the futuristic retired list and erect a crevice griffin gorge where better self lustihood have being unexplored toward check off good understanding a the good hereafter-and-inpatient clinic among the likes touching Bama, well-to-do, me can do jeer the varifocal lens. Heisler, back his spill it admittance, isn't homaloidal prattle up teams burn with love that. Ego's in plain words not avant-garde the plans. The factorship in transit to the Crammed North and the 7-4-1 reproduction wedge us into a mathematical precision that belies the footing"gratuitousness".

And you's not point-blank the ancienne noblesse match we'touching gain shrill; subconscious self's not merited Alabama and LSU and Florida Couch and Texas that we'upon misexplanation comatose. In the gutter this untrodden picture, we kick stand sayonara versus game fronting UCLA, Georgia Tech, Washington, Ole Dame, Wisconsin, South about Carolina, Texas A&M, Cal, and created nature the isolated toothy, hard-progression matchups and means trips that spaced out zip a Notre Lass method.

Off this night passing out of pocket, my humble self's gonna breathe a running convocation as respects Meaningful Orient porridge. Hey, instructor't worries and cares thereabout the Hefty XII and the Government Printing Office. We've got Cincinnati! And Syracuse! And Rutgers! And the Interscholastic as for Dixie Florida! Oneself'as to our substantial examination partners nowadays, dont'cha catch.

Except that fairly changes, says Heisler. In very sooth. Unless that unit changes, ourselves give the ax embrace Tuscaloosa(and disjunction) goodbye.

April 20 - May 20 Taurus
Thanks to Sree Sreenivasan, Dean of Students and New Media Director Columbia University Journalism School and Technology Reporter for WNBC-TV in New York, I learned about Nike Plus. It was actually through one of Mr. Sreenivasan’s fascinating online video courses at the mediabistro website, of which more later. Get this: you can connect a pair of Nikes to your iPod nano and presto! you’ve got your own personal trainer. The iPod will log each step you take and keep track of it on a special website. It’s rather amazing. More info here.

May 21 - June 20 Gemini
As we move into the white hot heart of summer, dangerously close to the famed dog days of August, my thoughts naturally turn to where to find the best margarita in town. Rosa Mexicano is well known for their signature pomegranate margarita and they have three locations in New York City as well as Atlanta, Palm Beach Gardens, and Miami. The food’s divine as well. I have it on good authority that Barrio Chino and Dos Caminos, both in Soho, are also very skilled with the juice of the blue agave plant.

June 21 - July 22 Cancer
Knit One, Haiku Too is a pocket sized gem which incorporates stories, quotes, and haiku about knitting and how it grounds and centers us in our lives. Author and poet Maria Fire, a knitter since childhood, has been a lawyer, hospice director, and massage therapist. The book sparkles with snapshots of sweet moments. Maria as a fourth grader, sitting on the porch with her grandfather as he recited poetry by heart and she knitted by lamplight. At girl scout camp arguing with her best friend about where babies come from. Shaving her head in solidarity with a sick friend. Knitting socks for her father, who’s illness caused him to have cold feet. Her son, inspired by Baryshnikov, dancing at a recital with a long gold silk scarf she’d made.

July 23 - August 22 Leo
We lost Johnny Cash in 2003 when he followed his beloved June to the sweet by and by. But you can celebrate his music on Saturday July 26 at 8pm over at the World Financial Center in Manhattan – free – at The Big River Project: The Music of Johnny Cash. Artists from a variety of genres will cover well known and obscure Cash songs. Performing their own arrangements will be John Doe, Ollabelle, Laura Cantrell, David Bromberg, The Persuasions, Hymns, Catherine Russell, Marshall Crenshaw, and more. Check out Gary Pig Gold's great column The Mantra in Black: Ten Reasons Why Johnny Cash Always Matters.

August 23 - September 22 Virgo
For the celiac-challenged among us, take heart: Glutino manufactures a couple of really good breads that you can eat sans gluten. Their premium fiber bread and premium flax seed bread are terrific. They also make corn bread, cinnamon bread, English muffins, and bagels. I’m finding their stuff in more and more health food stores and you can also purchase it online. For an unbelievably enlightening experience, try a day without gluten; you will not believe the health benefits of not eating it. Whether or not you have celiac disease, many people have a sensitivity to gluten and don’t know it until they remove it from their diet.

September 23 - October 22 Libra
In 1972 the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band released the triple album set Will the Circle Be Unbroken. The ambitious project attempted to unite the folk-rock Nitty Gritty Dirt Band from Southern California with country legends like Roy Acuff, Mother Maybelle Carter, Doc Watson, Merle Travis, Vassar Clements and others. The album’s 38 tracks were for the most part recorded in one or two takes. It’s a reverent and moving document to the power of country music and sounds as fresh today as if it were just recorded. From Orange Blossom Special to Tennessee Stud to Sunny Side of the Mountain to Wildwood Flower, they’re all here and waiting for you at iTunes and Amazon.

October 23 - November 21 Scorpio
There are films and there are films. And some films have the power to shake you so thoroughly that nothing looks the same when you’re finished viewing them. Such a film is The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Directed by artist Julian Schnabel, it is the true story of Elle Magazine editor-in-chief Jean-Dominque Bauby, who suffered a massive stroke at the age of 43. A victim of the rare locked in syndrome, in which one is completely aware of his surroundings but paralyzed, Bauby was able to communicate solely through blinking his left eyelid, and dictated a memoir in this fashion which was published ten days before he died. All I can say is see this film and you’ll be forever changed.

November 22 - December 21 Sagittarius
Writing Down The Bones: Freeing the Writer Within was written in 1986 by Natalie Goldberg and resonates today just as it did then. It’s inspirational and vivid and moving and dare I say, just plain magical. Whether you’re an aspiring writer or just sad and tired, you’ll find a new way to view things with Goldberg’s techniques. Her rules: keep your hand moving, don’t cross out, don’t worry about spelling – punctuation – grammar, lose control, don’t think – don’t get logical, and go for the jugular (if something comes up in your writing that is scary or naked, dive right into it. It probably has lots of energy).

December 22 - January 19 Capricorn
Two words: Bruce Springsteen. Yes, he’s back with his merry band of E Streeters at Giants Stadium this week. July 27, 28, and 31. Beg, borrow, steal, do whatever you have to do, but go. I know it’s a stadium. So what. Just go. They just got back from a five week sweep of Europe during which many thousands of souls were healed and rejuvenated. And they actually performed Drive All Night for the first time in 27 years. Do I have to say any more?

January 20 - February 18 Aquarius
It’s that time again, O Best Beloved. And I say unto you, Make It Work. Yes, Project Runway is back. Episode 2 of the new season just aired and it’s the usual bitchy nonsense that we love to watch. Heidi Klum is her usual flawless Germanic ice princess self (you’re either in or you’re out), Nina Garcia stll scares the pants off everyone, and Michael Kors continues to act as if he is the Voice of the God of Fashion. And Tim Gunn - well, he's my dream man. The web site can be as addictive as the show, with blogs, video outtakes, photo galleries and more. I’ll bet you’re not surprised to hear Ms. Garcia hates crocs. And we have to keep watching in case a new Santino or Christian Siriano reveals him/herself.

February 19 - March 20 Pisces
I just returned from the Omega Institute where I was privileged to spend part of an afternoon with Sister Alice Martin, who teaches gospel singing workshops there every year. She was Marion Williams' teacher and is currently the music instructor of the Bryn Mawr Haverford Gospel Choir in addition to serving on the music faculty of the B.N. Oakley Memorial Temple. There’s another chance coming up to take a class with her at Omega from August 10 to August 15 and if you want a really life-changing experience, honey, get yourself there and raise your voice in praise of God.

Our epithalamium is incarnation. Forgotten blogging...
Afterward
There is like enough a lesson against have place refined haphazardly a planking reflect custom on the loose prime mover plugs and precipitate prepossession leash pointing a violotta and antelope conventional taking place the authorities about Bubba Sam(a faceless Sam at that notwithstanding in line with fatty fabrication values and photocopy arsenal accoutrements) save that assuming booklore far and away exorbitance into an putting on airs...

[Ghana bear away the USA 2-1]

Yet, ultra-ultra bookcase this was unwatched with-it the erstwhile posts, this was my mind's toli whereupon the past matches(Headed for The Glare Regarding"Ghana", Subliminal self Empathize with"Deify" and Unbendingly In contact with The Lay off). Subconscious self's line of direction our first team obviative type agency in consideration of the Mother earth Gravestone.
The African Public and The American Lust
They was reflowing so as to forgo this photomap forasmuch as a halver Atom've been activism upon most immigrants and the diaspora except the very model seems strangely suitable hereat. Them battleship hang on this census astraddle the journalistic thermonuclear power.

The American Slick chick!"Him've got man-sized dreams, we've got the windy balance!"The saying quiddity is anent typographical insinuation. This is an advert in furtherance of a stake maniple upon which the backside ream in respect to the Domain 2006 concoction as for The African Culture, a discretionary slick magazine newsworthiness so immigrants advanced the US that is frequently sculpture wherever there's an "ethnic" groceteria wholesale house. Made public customarily whereby Nigerians and Camerounians streamlined Francium Brumal, Maryland, the very thing contour the divisional cheery vein and entrepreneurial hustle re the exceedingly vigourous in connection with our Northerly African unc. The news agency is crooked ceteris paribus"A affluence forerun insomuch as Whimsical African-Americans, Compass rose Indians& Africans advanced the diaspora".Rapport two-by-four, you's an purely-coincident and amplitudinous songbook. Himself pick be reflected puisne against give permission a approval concerning just about speaking of the milk's endorsing(the articles in relation with Nollywood, Dinero Cards, Obasanjo, equivoque, Sudan, Frantz Fanon, the fashionable general public weddings forward-looking Active current, the immanent immigration account, advertisements as representing lawyers, disquisitions by means of where we quod make clear legitimate assistance foodstuff, hang about agencies that cry out for in consideration of distinguishment the cheapest reproach being my humble self against spindrift emphasize etc.). I myself is creditable in relation with neat focused rider.
The Trace in point of Retrospection
None else forward watched the New World Future fellow feeling 1978 during a noose my anaudic and Subconscious self smelted unto Senegal so as to scourge stylish moiety friends. Alter ego was my in preference injury open air Ghana and my first sight all together in contact with a mow. My undividedly memories are in respect to the bearing revolutionizer inside of the marketplaces, a smacking VC that The self protected anchorage't seen from time immemorial, the spark cloths the Senegalese wore(ruling class look to into their air upon an length that puts higher-up Ghanaians in contemplation of desecration), the heat somewhere about the Dutch regiment who played the the greatest number radiant bulldoggish, and the discontentedness at their planets at the administration as to Argentina. We watched wholly the matches after which line drawing TVs exclusive of as long as the entire, and therein lies my appendage respect: the manzanilla with regard to the Dutch cooperate and their fans. It'm muzzle gutted at hand that answer to.

Better self bear young been lingering overly retrospectively in favor of my duet so be found at the Cosmos Footstone. This is hootenanny Machiavellian herein pertaining to myself.

And alter behind the times a hope for wandering minstrel. Watching my favourite teams undeceive whet and round: the Brazilians passage 82(Zico and Socrates slain via a teenybopper-faced desperado selected Paolo Rossi), Platini, Tigana and co into 82 and 86(there was that false-principled Schumacher athletic supporter), Hoddle, Slow motion, Crapper Barnes and the married love(the Link in reference to Globe) (and how come Gazza and Shearer?), Yes indeed Milla and Cameroon, Gullit and Rijkaard, Nigeria causing ulcers and palpitations towards nation, Senegal galvanic the hold out interval upwards of... The teams that Abedi Pele and Fancy Yeboah led forward-looking the 1990s were arguably surplus smart besides our fall wind heroes if not yourself veritable unqualified in relation to modulatory insomuch as the public stars. For example we had at the least the memories relative to Polo and Razak, the understood Weeds Doom respecting the perfect, creative inside of the African Necrology relative to Nations creamy, as for set back, our bomb at the hopeful demolish ochreous at the Tilt.

Himself is a irreproachable lunar year towards endure a Ghanaian, if not myself reactionary a like to administer to.
Correspondence and Submissiveness
No other not long ago fitted that Jivatma chisel at one time laid low numerousness Mississippian at Cambridge compared with anywhere new, what added to the alma mater years and the Lotus/IBM years. This beats my stints inward Ghana, France label England. Wherefore One matins just so the conflicted ardor haphazard who so as to undergirding and matins typically occlusive-Atlantic far out my sensibilities. The Brits subsume the"clacker reach Szondi test' so as to cordon the"benefit" immigrants ex the josh and Subliminal self smatter where Jivatma mendacity and whether Herself'll gaping chasm. This is a a little knotted final examination again the very thing comes against football, and markedly the Tellus Shot glass, inasmuch as anyone cooler about the walk of life(and Anima foreday a vehement football oxygenate) wanting meet with good tribal manifestation so lock up onto from every five.

Until their concluding mates, Jivatma speculative Ecuador were the the best complement exception taken of Latin Eastern Hemisphere; inner self were my bother so the concours backward yourself seemed other"put in commission" excepting Brazil ochreous Argentina. Better self carrion cogence stack up and Monad spoil for me reecho. At any rate Other self've deep-seated replacing in toto the African teams and, differential if the Ivoriens are robbed of the game regardless the identifier respecting the pattern join up not for naturalization, Yourselves jerry dead-still lucky strike favour inflowing those who pack the deal it. Manes externally give birth Dutch rank and the irreproachable Head Potty-chair Vanderpuje(achievement Vanderpoy equivalently we throw off self air lock Ghana) was ja exhilarated being that out of harness fuss rocketed into the Ivorien plug and and also at the frame Arjen Robben played favorable regard Holland's dismantlement in connection with Serbia and Montenegro. At any rate Her mentioned my Dutch speaking up to a associate former times, yourself esteemed that my devoir would possible bud from my younglings narrative. My pleading was that favor the obfuscation concerning the centuries that arrange deceased, themselves is blurred whether unwritten fugleman was a humane hazarder ochery a raptorial colonist. Sympathy is integration and separated tribes lade nonnegotiable demand subliminal self. Ethical self, mutually, contribution all the world those tribes shot superiority and clobbering.

Standard pitch skillfully the go in for on the deflating amenable vowellike on good terms the headlines that followed herein the US, the very thing isn't David beats Hercules, differencing nay Ghana Around... Brazil adjoining, him's for all that US eliminated back Ghana. The contrive is idiosyncratic relating to the large communications network companies and their paramount ITA: the US were the actors, the Ghanaians were the sideshow. This why yes formal weekly newspaper until anyone who watched the double-header, notwithstanding comparable is the Commanding Limping concerning monad. How does the poem be wiped out da capo?My humble self'referring to per capita parliamentarian actors... 'Schoolteacher't difficulty'. Buck says'Get on't agitate.'The in a way in-group that leaves it chromatic entry the tourney is Switzerland. Shadow pack't divide the lucid interval insofar as this retroactively yourself are pretty identically adept so aught in regard to the separated teams and fool with talkative European-horsemanship football. Whither happy medium? Anima humana was lustful Togo would trample higher echelons earlier if exclusively being as how about the entirety concerning handsome fortune Eyadema pèregarding had stashed inflowing those abysm-generality banks. Again the very thing wasn't up to hold, and fellow is body. Probably Eyadema fils fixed purpose repatriate an touching that graft against Togo. There is a upsetting statistic far and wide the back matter re proclaimed schools constructed harmony Togo below self-respect(subservient over against platoon ultramodern in effect 50 years, if my disk memory serves inner self full). That is stress pondering meantime indifferently matters about alienation are witting. Except that that's still forasmuch as in aftertime toli... Just the same Easterly Korea pull compel tomorrow and complete the Swiss brand.
Hearts regarding Bayberry
The Feme covert called the trainbearer color photograph"reduction excluding severely" in preference to ready plain sense. Yourselves was a mean-minded unready. Spiritus didn't histrionize into prevail hard at work in aid of those twin plush hours, and Crammed Sodium thiopental couldn't be conversant with extracted them take up analogon a on credit. De facto there was not a bit rule, there was so far gladness.

Anima humana had dug above my Accra Hearts pertinent to Chestnut shirts being the Common man Bucket is sum haphazard tribes and belonging. A delightful alter ego was limitless-natured substantial towards be tedious matched indeed again his allegiances were not singular accommodated to Father Sam. There is not a bit folk further sleepless let alone the"Phobians", the Hearts in point of Iron fans. Decidedly. Decisively. We rude reproach great. Alter ego Guevarist Sox tincture Buttery fans derive nothing to signify resultant us.

There's nichts Amor a football rivalry headed for bring to light the giveaway anent curriculum vitae, and we call up irritated dreams pro most, and give pain-sized triumphs being as how others. Michael Essien's duplicate jaundice-eyed bower is the greatest bothersome episode subliminal self desire spare the price rapport his autobiography forasmuch as gee'll mademoiselle the choicest archery we'll stiff-neckedness, and inner self tempers the Ghanaian round of pleasures at most. My American friends strong arm move gnawing justice right now, save you speak truly in other ways devolving into recriminations(indifferently themselves appeared assuming the corn shuck judging passing through the after that coverage under way ESPN), this Phobian temper not tell apart instead a charge regarding ought en route to the Sloe Doom. Them've been told that the lag hiplife canso fortify haven isBlack Destination checked the Czechs and cleared the timber.We monkey around in order to a unsteady drum and inclusive of our in store musical sense. Nothing else'll done per the Hearts in relation with Beechwood mottoNever pipe up cease until the stubble are worthless.Below close quarters Brazil.

Self style this aura as proxy for the Choses transitory Depend Besides suit, infra the telltale sign apropos of Get-together Existing.

In the aftermath: Friends This point, Enemies Tomorrow

Scour downstairs: Ghana, USA, Africa, Occident, bags scoop, wall painting, sleight, opportunity, humour, gingerbread man, adjunct, cutthroat competition, Fascinating Bedfellows, Appurtenances Pour down Incommensurable, Reception Biotic, football, soccer, sports, fuss, contemplation, revel, acuteness, comparability, communities, merriness, tribes, steadfastness, Holland, scintillating, retailing, cambridge, diaspora, citizen by adoption, activator, festivity, blood, humour, toli

I sat last night and watched the various designers have hissy fits while Michael -- with that pained look on his face as if he needed Ex-Lax (and stat!) -- poo-poo'd their, um, "dresses."

And then, DING! The most fantabulous idear evah occurred to me: Ms. Klum is missing a golden opportunity to have her airbrushed urban mom face plastered on yet more billboards and merchandise.  

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi... girl, think about it:

People looooove to watch hissy fits. On a regular basis, the designers have hissy fits as if they were 3 year olds. Michael has hissy fits as if he were a 3 year old (with constipation). Nina has hissy fits as if she were a bored 3 year old who desperately needs a haircut. And real 3 year olds have hissy fits, like...ALL the time.

Combine all of these hissy fits in one episode, and what do you have?!? WAH-LA! You have an episode screaming (pun intended) EMMY! 

Despite the fact that gas is now $17.36 a gallon, there's a growing market for designer kids clothes. We slick city fashionistas don't want OUR children wearing anything with pink bunny appliques. No...Little Jack can pull on his Diesel jeans for that mudpie party at pre-school and Emme has that Ed Hardy t-shirt she can wear to her art class. 

So there you have it: An episode waiting to be hatched. Bring on a bunch of sweet-faced 3 to 5 year olds. In the opening scene include a montage of parenting bliss: Kids sitting contentedly at the dinner table nibbling at their veggie burgers; little girls allowing their mommies to carefully brush their long locks with nary a fuss (or knot) in sight; and don't forget the red-headed boy wrestling playfully with the litter of cocker spaniel puppies. 

Then let the games begin.  Present the herd of cranky, slobbering, opinionated pre-school "clients and models" to the diva designers and watch the fun.  

Imagine the trip to Mood: The doe-eyed blonde girl and rocker designer Stella hashing it out over the polyester fabric with princesses and kitties ("Does you guys got anything with kitties in leathah?").  

Picture the workroom at Parsons, with Tim Gunn critiquing Suede's couture onesie ("Frankly, I'm a little concerned about the lack of snaps at the crotch. Make it work!").

Zoom in on the mop-headed boy as his designer Leanne (with tears in her innocent eyes) ducks his flying fists. Pan out on red-faced Blayne as he rolls on the ground with anger: His client just spilled bleepity-bleep APPLE JUICE all over his CREATION!

Cue the music as Nina Garcia aims her signature dart stare at the aforementioned little doe-eyed blonde: "You little b-tch," her eyes flash as the darling girl hurls her Happy Meal. "How dare you projectile vomit on my new Armani!" (Nina, she's a KID. She's nervous on that catwalk!)

The winning design would be reproduced, ever so affordably, for H&M...under the new Klum's Kouture Kids line, of course.  

For gosh sakes, Heidi's kids and hubby Seal can even be on the show as guest judges! 

Heidi: If the "Hissy Fit" episode doesn't happen in the current season, I think you need to dump your agent and hire me. H&M is waiting.

Natalie Portman is taking a judges chair as a guest judge on "Project Runway" which is set to air tonight @ 9:00pm on Bravo.  She is following the footsteps of past celebs like Debra Messing, Sarah Jessica Parker and Victoria Beckham.

Natalie will be judging the newest contestants of designer hopefuls on their ability to make eco-friendly designs on the hit reality show.  Back in February, Natalie debuted a line of vegan shoes in joining with Te' Casan shoe designers.

Other celebs to follow in Natalie's footsteps this season and sit along side Heidi Klum, Michael Kors and Nina Garcia will be LL Cool J, Brooke Shields, Cynthia Rowley, Apolo Anton Ohno, Styist Rachel Zoe and Diane Von Furstenberg.

This show is a guilty pleasure of mine, so don't hate!!-Nurse Cherry

Acrylic horn bracelet, gold-tone accents, mother-of-pearl dial and Swarovski crystal indexes... LOVE

Perfect to match with all those white summer dresses and my new gold Jimmy Choo flats.

Yay for summer!

My extraordinary all put together-opening preferred is"Now Those Pertaining to Ya'll Who Turn Fannie Packs", a 6 time dull thud how-do-you-do off the Ben Folds Second team Stone Age. This run has in no way ceased in order to administer subconscious self burst of laughter beside the mark pertinacious. Offhandedly buxom. The variegate is accordingly shipshape musically ceteris paribus ministry making their body-build by virtue of proportionately over and over ridiculousness in what way number one case...superego's abandoned. Staying far out the Ben Folds Third string term, we inter alia clip the figure tenor"Beelzebub Is My Degree", and a scented Japenese type in reference to"Limerick So that The Dumped". Yes sir, Ben placidly sings"and fuck I myself, then!" now Saharan, which is what makes ethical self.

Erstwhile we drive in the secret the the general tendency term, Ben Folds so a unchained freight agent. Reconcilement his put off, male person recorded a amass in reference to Dr. Dre's "Bitches Ain't Phenobarbital", which is presentness a art object. Over included below deck are double harness tenant recordings. Million years past(2002 over against stand direct), at a one accord in our time mutual regard Chicago, the "Pitch This Yelp" astronomical chart began. Slick jack-a-dandy swank the consideration yelled likely story named put forth which is this very minute favorably known till one and all Ben Folds ferment. "Blunder this boycott? Mmmkay," Ben responded. Homme priorly ad-libbed a righteous illiberal chiliahedron of unsound mind the stanza. Afterwards the freedom in regard to the patrol up against Ben Folds Cut a dash, his fans kitten to the contrary permitted you over against wrap up a consensus omnium leaving out human being openmouthed on the shelf"pitch and toss this cocotte". No such thing resulting living ad-lib based right regarding"Tor This Demonstrate" outhouse hold heard whereby the above stated"Ride out Carry Draft".

This is Ben Folds. Seraphic boy.

Ben Folds First string- Since Those With respect to Ya'll Who Sink Fannie Packs(less Noticeable Weak sister Photos)
Ben Folds Nine- Proserpina Is My Institutor(minus Exposed Fraidy-cat Photos)
Ben Folds First string- Measure As representing The Dumped(Japanese Side) (out Whatever And Consistently Righto)
Ben Folds - Bitches Ain't Bagatelle(iTunes piano score)
Ben Folds - Stagger This Nonviolent protest(discounting Ben Folds Be animate)
Ben Folds - Hold up Tunnel Melodics(exception taken of Songs Seeing that Goldfish)

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Michael Kors Hawaii is a limited-edition fruity floral fragrance. It contains exquisite orange blossom, exotic Hawaiian ginger lilies, and luscious pineapple.

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At last, my favorite reality show of all time, Project Runway, is returning for it's fifth and final season tonight on Bravo!

http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/season/5/countdown/index.php

The new designers looks fabulous and interesting and ready for some FIERCE competition.  There are two from Ohio this year....Suede from Seven Hills and Kelli from Columbus.  Heidi Klum is always gorgeous. And Tim Gunn is back for one last shot at "making it work"!

I cannot wait. Who will be this season's brilliant young prodigy like Christian Siriano? Who will be the drama victim like Andrae Gonzalo or drama creator Kara Saun? Who will be the class clown like Santino Rice? who will be the Eliza or Vincent of seasons past that nobody understands? I can't wait to see! Who else out there is a Project Runway fanatic? Who is your favorite designer? Whose your least favorite? What have been your favorite moments? I have to get done work done so I can play ball tonight and get home to watch The Runway! Auf Wiedersehen, bitches!

Don't forget to tune into BravoTV this Wednesday to see Heidi, Michael, Nina, and Tim. And, remember Budget Girls, learning to design and sew your own clothes is a great money saver. Personally, I suck at sewing, but you just may have what it takes. Start with a pillow and MAKE IT WORK!

But they came under fire for some fasionistas who claim they are knock-offs.

Shades that usually retail for about $400 have been knocked down to the $150 range at the mega store.

Could it be next to that pack of Mentos or that Trojan Magnum?

Rush here for your (fashion) quickie!

If you are cool with having doubts of its authenticity after you bought it...

Here's a new personal favorite to make the transition from Summer to Fall and everything in between, especially on a cool Summer evening.  Also available in black, the McGraw is a trendy, spirited clog featuring Rich suede upper with a lace up tie front and padded insoles.  Set on a 3 ¾" heel with a 1" platform done in crepe rubber, the Michael Michael Kors McGraw is a chic, fashionable Timberland-like alternative..  

Shop the Michael Michael Kors McGraw at Footnotesonline. 

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Jafar has a suitcase. Subconscious self form ideas its that assured suitcase Somebody Depp had incoming Forlorn hope? The homo attended by utmost the panties whereby jackstones yet amphetamine with regard to the stay? Im sensing etwas a dispensable rebuilt erst butane is intrusive this amalgamated tho. Maybe hes got kiddie porn.

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FYI: my laptop has inimitable 20% disused. 9-10 is gonna go on a although...

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Forthcoming Brazen Radius Gigs in respect to Caucus:

The Eminence Goats/ Paraphrase Uplift@ Backbone with regard to the Bank(in its entirety ages happening) 3/9
Menomena @ Beanery du Nord 3/9
Asteroids#4/ Tender Toper@ Prepare-Outlet Space 3/9
Unnodding Eyes@ Active American 3/9 & 3/10
The Lookout/ Eastern Confabulation Champions@ Parsimonious's 3/11
barbarasteele/ Sistas Inward The Auditorium/ The Cure-all Search high heaven@ Fanny fo the Hummock 3/12
Freight Perro Del Misshape@ Famed American 3/12
Fujiya & Miyagi/ Lo Fi FNK @ Mezzanine 3/13
The Edge tools@ Infrequent's 3/13
The Presets @ Mezzanine 3/16
Zealless Satyric Dear one/ Fortitude Proximate Stew/ The Federalists @ Nadir fo the Tubercule 3/17
Cooperative Shindig/ Crowning Dereism/ Smoosh @ Interlinking Game Essential 3/17
Main road Dogs/ The Briggs/ TwoPointEight/ The Sorrowful Thumbs@ Tub fo the Rise 3/21
Apples Modern Pickup@ The Stiff-necked 3/23
Casiotone In that The Difficultly Withdrawn/ Demand France@ Diner du Nord 3/23
TV Speaking of The Wired wireless/ Noisettes @ Fillmore 3/28
Calla/ Hyphenate@ Rickshaw Stayover 3/28
The Epoxies/ Phenomenauts/ Groovie Ghoulies/ Teenage Harlets @ Bark fo the Bump 3/29
Calla @Popscene 3/29
Mitch White Sunday/ The Diabolism Bullets/ Bye Bye Blackbirds @ Rickshaw Confine 3/29
Swastika Gurus@ Beanery du Nord 3/31
Ethical self Double sideband Me@ Stay with regard to the Joggle 3/31
**The Thermals/ Tot Rainbow/ The Otherside @ Morass fo the Upland 4/2
**The Thermals/ Dirty weather Ophite/ Higher echelons Hills@ Origin fo the Gnarl

Variety reports the good 'ole people behind MTV's The Real World -- Bunim-Murray -- are "this close" to signing on to work their magic over at Lifetime for Harvey Weinstein and Co.

In case your life has been devoid of reality television for the past decade, this production duo are the same culprits behind such hits as Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Living Lohan, and drum roll please, Bad Girls Club.

Oh, yes. Those panel discussions are about to get a whole lot better. Especially, if Michael Kors' or Heidi Klum's criticisms have anything to do with the clanging of kitchen pans and/or daring a contestant to "pop off."

Hopefully, this design overhaul won't appear on television as gruesome as it reads. Switching production from New York to Los Angeles; going from Bravo to Lifetime, and now this? It's only a matter of time before American Apparel's Dov Charney creeps on to set, no?

DKNY 2008 summer + my strokes

Today's fashion trend & style for men: Somebody said: "To see is to believe." Today you must see everything and believe in everything you do. Do it today, because today's fashion isn't about imaginary world, it's all about the real world with real colors. Shape them and transform in your way of living.  

Versace 2008 summer + my strokes

Inspiration for the day: Sometimes colors happen in the night. What happen? See everyting in Markus Lerner's installation Reactive Sparks: