Los cuerpos están empaquetadas muy juntos para que, al menos en teoría, al menos en la mente y en la libido o en el odio, puede tener su selección: estos órganos están aquí para amar o para matar. Eso es lo que me dice mi mitificación

I am deeply divided between atheist zealotry and moderation; within myself I have found a deep-seated anger at religious institutions for their history of, to put it dramatically, enslaving the minds of mankind.

I recall hearing a quote from a rabbi on TV or the radio about how it was important to vote into office men and women of any religious affiliation, because it means they aren't atheists who serve only their own un-anchored principles. This is when I realized that people who believe (or assume they believe ) have zero understanding of us. They think we serve Satan and have no ethics or morals, because they assume all moral codes come from a divine command.

We are more widely hated and misunderstood than homosexuals, but it's easier for us to stay in the closet by just smiling and nodding.

Wir überlegten im letzten Jahr, einige gemeinsame Projekte zu machen, haben uns dann aber auch auch durch Tod meines Vaters und ihrer Trennung von ihrem Mann aus den Augen verloren. Jetzt wollen wir es mal wieder versuchen, ganz vorne auf der Liste steht die Gründung eines Verlages, um ihre exzellenten Songs vermarkten zu können.

Jedenfalls erzählte sie, dass sie letztes Jahr in den USA auf einer riesigen Veranstaltung von Joyce Mayer war und sie eine sehr spiritueller Mensch sei, der sich viel mit diesen Dingen beschäftige. Ich hatte so etwas geahnt, mich aber sehr gefreut, dass ich mich mit ihr über spirituelle Dinge unterhalten kann. Ihren Ansatz hätte man in den 80gern vielleicht am ehesten mit "New Age" bezeichnet (gibt es eigentlich Leute, die diesen Ausdruck noch benutzen?); generell ist sie der Auffassung, das es viele Wege zu Gott gibt und Jesus ein durchaus legitimer sei.

Ich erzählte ihr von meiner Gemeinde, was sie sehr zu interessieren schien, da sie als katholisches Mädel in Bayern nie eine andere Art Gottesdienst als den klassischen Katholischen mitbekommen hat. Was ich aber wirklich schwierig fand, war ihr gegenüber den Absolutheitsanspruch des Christentums zu begründen. Ich hatte zwar irgendwie das Bedürfnis, ihr gegenüber "Position zu beziehen", aber es erschien mir falsch, darauf herumzureiten.

Mir geht das ähnlich sobald irgendwo der Begriff "Doktrin" in einem christlichen Zusammenhang auftaucht. Ich glaube nicht, dass es Jesus darum ging, ein paar hübsche Lehrsätze in die Welt zu setzen, die das Ticket in den Himmeln sichern, wenn man sie nur glaubt. Ich sehe da vielmehr eine extrem dynamische Möglichkeit, das eigene Leben zu ändern und eben frei zu sein von den Zwängen, zu denen für mich auch eine Doktrin gehören würden. Mir reicht es, wenn jemand Interesse an Jesus hat und bereit ist, sich und sein Leben, Fühlen und Denken von ihm verändern zu lassen. Ob er nun an die Jungfrauengeburt oder oder die Wunder oder sonstwas glaubt, ist mir total egal. Wer diesen Weg in aller Konsequenz geht, den wird Gott verändern, und darauf kommt es m.M. nach an. Wer weiss, was ich derzeit für einen Scheiss glaube. Vielleicht werde ich die Dinge in ein paar Jahren ganz anders sehen, aber Jesus wird immer noch der selbe sein. Und für mich ist er der Dreh- und Angelpunkt.

• Homosexuality is just as bad as bestiality.
• Aligning the U.S. Constitution with God's word.
• God was talking through him in the YouTube debates.

There's even more here.

In addition to this interview, there's also one from MSNBC's Morning Joe that revealed one of his favorite college hobbies.

Nothin' like spending Saturday night with your 800-pound body sprawled on your dorm bed with the smell of fried squirrel emanating from your electric popcorn popper. How in the hell they did that I'll never know. I really don't want to know.

Seems that Amtrak workers may go on strike which would effect both LIRR and NJ Transit trains coming into Penn Station every day. As this AP article states:

"Just over half of NJ Transit's 740 weekday trains travel for all or part of their routes on lines owned by Amtrak; if Amtrak employees aren't at work, trains can't run on those tracks. Some 218,000 daily trips are taken on the affected lines. East of Manhattan, the vast majority — about 85,000 — of the Long Island Rail Road's morning rush-hour passengers travel to Penn Station, where Amtrak owns the tracks and handles the dispatching. Without the use of its only Manhattan terminal, the LIRR faces the prospect of thousands of extra customers overwhelming smaller stations in Queens as they get off to transfer to the subway."

For my LIRR homeys, here is an update on the MTA's contingency plan in case Amtrak wokers decide to fight the power.

Yeah...um...uh..this move to LI is really working out so far...um...

UPDATE- The strike has been averted, THE STRIKE HAS BEEN AVERTED!

Praise Jebus!

Ayer me llevaron nuevamente a la jodida iglesia, vaya, era ir y hacerme pendejo (como habitualmente lo hago) o aguantar toda la semana a mi madre diciéndome "Yo no te eduque así bla bla" así que decido ir.

El problema es que como que ultimamente pienso en "voz alta" y mientras el sacerdote hablaba y regañaba a todos (como habitualmente lo hace) como que se andaba cagando o que se yo,  pero su voz se escuchaba muy apresurada y que se me sale decir en voz alta "bla bla bla" ocasionando que varias viejecillas mamalonas me voltearan a ver, y pues no conforme con eso al final se me ocurrió decir "salve jebus" y ahora si se me quedaron viendo bien feo.

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En otras cosas, joder, acabo de ver la película de Superbad (Superkul en mexican pagüer languach) y no mames, es realmente hilarante esa película, tuve un pequeño "deja vu" creo que se inspiraron en los desmadres que hacia con mis cuates en la prepa, si tienen tiempo veanla, comprenla, rentenla o tomenla prestada de la biblioteca de la interné como yo ^_^

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La otra vez en Sam's Club, me encontre a mi única ex (aunque no se si se le pueda llamar noviazgo a 1 cochina semana u_u) y bah, como que se siente rato, ella es una empleaducha mas que aspira a tener algun reproductor de dvd con la serie de "la fea mas bella" y cosas así, me entere que se casó y tiene una niña. No se, al verla recorde mis viejos tiempos de secundaria donde tenía increibles y gigantes erecciones cuando me agarraban la mano y me daba mis besos de piquito (que gei se escucha eso). Creo que le crecieron los senos por el embarazo.

I have never have, and never will, be able to enjoy rap - Banana, VIce-God Candidate

Jesus, the other Great God candidate, told a crowd at a New York Deil storefront, that Banana's race-ambigious attribute was yet another flip-flop of the Jebus-Banana ticket. "Here is a ticket that said that they will make a new way, yet one day Banana is yellow, than he is white, one day he is against potassium, the next day he is for it, what is he doing, grilling salmon?". Jesus admitted that he also enjoyed white and nerdy, however, he claimed that he was never white nor nerdy. "Yo, when I was down in the E, I totally got mad tail, dog. Them bitches were mighty fine". 

Yo, when I was down in the E, I totally got mad tail, dog - Jesus on his recent trip to Earth

When asked if he was calling female earthlings 'bitches', Jesus replied 'Dude, them were real bitches, yo!" and departed on the More-of-the-Same Express. The Holy Spirit, the spokesbeing for the jesus-God ticket was unavalialbe for follow up. Nevertheless, it is widely known the the term 'bitch' in the real sense means female dogs. While this article is not claiming that Jesus was sexually attracted to , or was engaged in sexual activities that would make Paris Hilton blush, with a female dog; the idea must now certainly be out there.

Political instability continued to worsen today as Sodom and Gomorrah's formerly solid relationship took a dramatic turn for the worst over the God elections. The crack formed after repeated lighting blots struck between the two neighboring cities leaving a molten mess. Said Travis Steel, Mayor of Sodom "I have never seen anything that geographically compares to what happened" Early reports note that the disagreement between Sodom who supported the first God ticket with a fruit, and Gomorrah which is more conservative in its values. "I have been a big fan of Banana", Steel declared, "And I am please to be able to support the fruit in its campaign for Vice-Goddom".

I have never seen anything like it... geographically - Travis Steel, Mayor of Sodom

Dick Bush, mayor of Gomorrah, declared that he liked it just the way it was. Holding an emergency meeting in front of The Bathhouse, the town hall of Gomorrah, Bush declared "We will never let a fruit ascend to the second office in our land". Bush promoted to penetrate any tight opening that may present for a hardcore political assault. Jebus, the Great God candidate pleaded for clam, "I think God should clean up after himself, there is not reason to jitz all over the place just because you couldn't control yourself." The Holy Spirit, the spokes being for the Jesus-God ticket was not available for comment. Sources tell AP that the repeated penetration occurred during an intense  'Strategy" session between Jesus and God. Repeated cries of "Oh My God" and "Sweet Jesus" were heard from the closed door meeting.

Banana, the Vice-God canadidate of the Jebus-Banana Ticket, claims to be the best qualified for the post because he is the agent of change. "I have never been worshipped by anyone... except homosexuals'. This will allow me to lead a whole new way of worship" Banana reportedly told a group of supportive members of the electorial College of Deities. "For too long we have been doing things the old fashioned way, the wine cum grape juice, the crackers that does nothing after a long sermon about food, the whipping... actually, that one I will keep". The Jebus - Banana ticket is the first mainstream Great God election ticket that features a fruit, and is seen by many to be an agent for change. 

"I Have Never Been Worshipped by Anyone... except homosexuals" -Banana, Vice-God Candidate

"He is not all flash" said Zeus, a former Great God who has not expressed his support for either side, "Not all about the lighting bolts, or the parting of the Seas or the rising people from the dead. He has real experience providing people with that they need, namely potassium" The Holy Spirit, the former #3 on the Jesus-God ticker removed because the holy rules state that only two candidates can be on a ticket andnow the spokesbeing for the Jesus-God (JESDO) ticket, said "his potassium benefits are overstated, he was first against potassium before he was for it. All bananas are good for is to practice again gag reflexes... um... you know just in case you have to go to the doctors and get your adam's apple check.. ahem". 

On related news, the Association of Apes and Salient beings (ASS) is set to announce their endorsement sometime in the near future. "Its an important endorcement announcement" said Habib Yesmin, former president of ASS and current resident of Queenstown, "we realize that the Monkey lobby is strongly in favour to the Jebus-Banana ticket, but you know JESDO sorta created us, it will be a difficult decision". The consortium of Holy Newcasters will announce tomorrow when the Great God Debates will be held, fringe candidate Dirty Bean has demanded that she be included in the debates, the Consortium is also expected to rule on that tomorrow.

So lets evalutate the jesus-God and the Jebus-Banana ticket. First of all... GOODBYE HOLY TRINITY! Its like, what, now a HOLY BINITY (or Holy Bi for short). The other gods will not stand for a bi ticket, pick an orientation and stick with it losers (except Budda, the lets-all-come-together-and-love god... hello, STDs? Unplanned Births... look at what happened that last time that happen.. *glares at Jesus*). Second, why did they put God in the vice-presidental slot.. why is the father not in the front with the prestiage and glory? Why does Jesus not respect God? If you ask me (and yes, I realize you have not), the Jesus-God ticket will not be able to attract the Asian Gods, who places a high value on parental respect. Thats like, what 75% of the Gods (Asians make Gods almost as fast as they make kids, maybe we should adopt a One-God-Per-Couple rule) eligable to vote (sorry Tom Cruise, Scientology is shunned, even in Heaven... even Budda shuns you freaks, you freaks).

its clear that the Jebus-Banana (JEBBA) ticket is in a convincing lead, except for the Scientologist, those freaks.

I can't stand gobshites who think GAA is entertaining or people who think that diddly-eye music is the essence of Ireland. I don't like smelly people and I'm especially loathing of happy clappers who want to tell you how great Jebus is...

...but I'd rather spend an evening fund raising with any of them rather than spend thirty seconds in the company of Alphabeat.

These guys make Westlife look cool...and that's some achievement.

Sick buckets at the ready...

No.

I, we, are so incredibly stressed trying to get everything ready. Calling this vendor and that vendor. Writing a check for this, talking to this guy about the music, so-and-so are coming--wait no they aren't! but the rsvped. Is the Minister paid-up yet?

And to top it off I got a call from the passport courier that we had to use (we lagged on getting ours, so we had to expidite) who said that Amanda's was all set to go; my passport on the other hand was on hold beacause "I am wanted by the Federal Government because I may or may not be a terrorist." Or someone with a similar name to mine might be.....my dad? Perhaps..... This has got to be one of the craziest times in a person's life.

I would not trade it in for any other time of my life though. Sure you invite everybody that you hope would show up to your own funeral, but it is a little more fun and you're family doesn't get stuck with a bunch of casaroles that they wouldn't eat anyway.

This is going to be a great wedding.....as soon as we get there.

And then there's this guy who doesn't know what the Constitution even says... and he doesn't know that "In God We Trust" was adopted in the 1950s (not in the Constitution by the founders of this nation)...

Why do McCain and other politicians (Romney, Bush 41, Bush 43, etc) who say these types of things want to exclude 16%+ of their constituents who are non-believers/unaffiliated with religion?

Barack has claimed to be a religious person; and while I don't hold his views, I'm completely fine with a politician having views contrary to mine. That's what freedom of/from religion is all about. What I like about Barack's speech above is that it separates him from the common pandering politician. He doesn't try to force his religion on the populace (like other legislators). Hopefully it's not "too good to be true." Hopefully Obama can beat McCain in November.

~Dan - np: Charlie Parker - With Strings

I am your new Jebus you will obey!  Bring me Nachos.

Viene en 9 diferentes versiones, todas excomulgantemente divertidas y representativas de los mensajes del señor.

Jesús futbolista - I am Victory

Jesús renegado - I am Freedom

Jesús skato - I am Youth

Consíguelos en tu templo budista más cercano o cómpralos en la página oficial: FISHERMEN

Gracias Afox por el dato, ya no me iré solo al infierno. ;)

I went to be interviewed for an internship, working for a certain high-profile sports website.  During the course of this interview, over lunch, the gentleman across from me let slip his "strong faith" which compels him to compensate interns for their work.  In the journalism field, finding an internship that pays for anything is next to impossible.  Everyone wants to break into the biz and so employers can leverage that demand into free labor from interns.  (My cynical side would say this is also the beginning of a long vetting process with regards to corporate media, but I digress).

Now I can't argue with a God that wants to show me the money, but later in the lunch, I was asked, through a roundabout series of questions, about my specific religious beliefs.  One can see the bind I was in!  I tried my best to be conciliatory, but I can't lie outright about something I believe so strongly, so I said simply that Jesus's teachings about love and kindness to one's fellow man were the most important moral underpinnings of my belief system and that God would most likely judge men based on this.  I said that the Bible is a book written and translated by men, who are flawed, and so we need to understand the philosophical lessons more than bother getting bogged down in the details, which the guy seemed to like, though he called it "cafeteria-style religion."  I any rate, I said that a strong moral compass is important for all people to have and abide by, and I think I covered my ass, even though he later stated that he is a literal believer in every word in the Bible as the infallible, God-inspired truth, handed to men. (My emphasis)

Career vs. Personal Beliefs, a struggle I'm sure many people face daily.  But it's not really a choice, is it?  You gotta eat and pay the rent, and you want a job where you're not taking orders from some jerk-ass half-wit with a position of authority.  Has anyone else had a similar ordeal?   As far as I can tell, I still have the position, but I'm always going to worry that the guy will be looking for an excuse to find a truer believer ...

Ahhh por cierto, casi lo olvido, hace 1 año en mi chaquetera y brillante mente se me ocurrió crear esta horrible página. Supongo que debería de celebrarse, okei, no.

Aun así yo voy por mi panal de Tonayán y mis cigarros Marlboro 100's, esos si son cigarros y no mamadas.

...yesterday I lost my headache...

TheBigG has signed on at 2:14:33 pm.
OSUfan833: sup g
TheBigG: what
OSUfan833: this is God rite
TheBigG: Yeah, who is this?
OSUfan833: im brandon
TheBigG: How did you get my screen name?
OSUfan833: facebook
TheBigG: Man, I thought I deleted that. So what's up?
OSUfan833: i had some questions
TheBigG: I thought so. Well, what do you want to know?
OSUfan833: why do bad things happen to good people
TheBigG: Yeah, I always get that one first. Guess what I did this afternoon?
OSUfan833: what
TheBigG: Glass-blowing. I needed a mug for when baseball starts.
OSUfan833: whoa are you a yankees fan
TheBigG: I, uh, cheer for everyone to have a good time. Anyway. There was a small piece of glass left over that must've fallen off. And you know what I did with it?
OSUfan833: what
TheBigG: I made a marble.
OSUfan833: ok
TheBigG: And I only had one, and I was bored. The laundry was in the dryer. So I just kind of played with it. And I noticed something. I have an old antique wood table that's really sturdy and solid and everything - my son and I made it together, by the way - it's a lovely old table. But it is old. And there are lots of marks and divots and things that the marble would hit as it made its way across the table.
TheBigG: Now, I made that marble, and it was round and perfect, and should be able to travel flawlessly.
TheBigG: So, remember, I was bored, and the cable was out - I tried to "bowl" with it - I tried to land it in a cup across the table. I even asked my friend Roger to play for pierogies.
TheBigG: But once it left my hands, it was at the mercy of those marks, divots, bumps, whatever. And that marble was going to have to do its best. I guess I could've used my finger to poke the marble into a better path to reach the cup, but then, that'd defeat the purpose of even playing a game.
TheBigG: Once or twice, that marble fell off the table. And for some reason, son, that made me sad.
TheBigG: But then, the laundry was done, and we wanted pierogies.
OSUfan833: ok
OSUfan833: so about my question
TheBigG: Oh, right, go ahead.
OSUfan833: why do bad things happen to good people
TheBigG: brb pierogies