fuckhead &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://wordpress.com/tag/fuckhead/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "fuckhead" Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:06:40 +0000 http://wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[My house isn't exactly an episode of "Seventh Heaven" right now]]> http://nudautografe.wordpress.com/?p=210 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:53:17 +0000 nudautografe http://nudautografe.de.wordpress.com/2008/09/16/my-house-isnt-exactly-an-episode-of-seventh-heaven-right-now/ Living with seven perfect strangers under the same roof for 4 months is hard enough, even without them using your toothbrush to clean their dirty pair of sneakers or your way-to-expensive-salon-shampoo to wash their clothes. But when you have to deal with this on a daily basis, things will eventually go insane and one day you'll just grab a perfectly sharp knife and chop off everybody's heads.

So I thought you could use some tips on how to avoid commiting murder and spending the rest of your life in prison.

1. When a certain fuckhead brings his food to your room, instead of eating it in the kitchen, like normal people usually do, and then says he's sorry, but there's no TV in the kitchen and his stomach won't correctly digest food if he doesn't watch TV while eating, KEEP YOUR CALM! Just grab the stupid TV and move it to the kitchen. See how easy that was? Oh, and don't grab the kinfe on your way back!

2. If some other spoiled brat leaves his dirty dishes in your room after he's finished eating, do not panic! He's probably one of those really cool and sophisticated artists who think a dirty plate adds a certain charm to the room, when it's placed on the bed. Just grab the plate and move it on HIS bed; we don't want your room to be more charming than his, do we?

3. Now if another loud and obnoxious dickhead lays his dirty feet on the table after finishing eating, it's ok, just think happy thoughts, everything is good, do not look for that knife!

Actually ...I have no peacefull idea for this one, so find that knife and cut both his legs. Just make sure he doesn't bleed to death, we don't want him dead, we just want him to suffer.

4. If one day you come home tired from work and on your couch you find two people practically having sex, DO NOT GET ANGRY! They're not doing it just to get on your nerves, they are doing it because they are two horny pigs who can't keep it in their pants for more than an hour and find it very kinky and exotic having sex on your couch, instead of on their boring bed. Just pore a bucket of cold water on them, this should keep things cool. Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT cut his balls with that knife! Oh, and try to erase that scene from your memory, there's no need for you to puke on your couch every time you see it!

5. If one of the bitchfaces that lives with you constantly digs through your stuff and uses all your make-up, and everytime you bring a friend home she hits on him, pretending to be your "best-est friend"...you're on your own...I'm still working on this.

6. You may also have difficulties keeping it cool when:

-you will find out that somebody has eaten your bread and drank your beer.

-you won't get any sleep because of the loud music your fucker roommates are listening to, in the middle of the fucking night

-you will find some bastard's underware on the bathroom floor. YUCK, dickhead?!?

7. If any of the above advices doesn't work, grab that knife and solve things your one style, just don't waste your energy throwing icy get-the-fuck-out-of-my-room-you-idiot-I'm-trying-to-get-dressed glances, it won't work!

For more information on how to survive living with your worst enemies, log on to this blog next month, when we'll have a Halloween special!

Until next time, try to stay out of prison and don't forget your toothbrush and your shampoo in the bathroom!

]]> <![CDATA[Who knocked on which window?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=145 Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:40:25 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/who-knocked-on-which-window/ So I was in my room studying, the fuckhead was doing whatever she did.
And so somebody knocked on our window in the livingroom.
She went like "WHO KNOCKED ON THE WINDOW? WHICH WINDOW WAS IT?"

She freaked out for what? NOTHING!

Then she started to yell at me saying "If you heard somebody knocking, why didn't you come out from your room to see who it was and which window it was from?"

So I got mad and walked out from my room straight to the window in the livingroom and said "Why don't you *look for it* instead of standing there doing nothing about it?".
And there they were, some people knocking to ask if my mother was home.
That's all.

What she could have done instead of standing there and bitching was to MOVE HER FREAKING FUCKHEAD AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
We don't have too many windows you know! FREAKING FATASS FUCKHEAD! ARRRRGGG!!!! DAMN YOU!

How can somebody be soooo stupid and lazy? I don't freaking get it!

]]> <![CDATA[Are You Emo?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=115 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:18:02 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/08/01/are-you-emo/ I would NEVER hurt myself unless it would hurt the fuckhead ten times more.
I hate it when people hits me, I always hit them back twice as hard.
I know when I've done something wrong and I can accept it, but I'll not take the blame for somebody else.
I'm too young to die, the fuckhead is the one who should die.
I can sure be a tutor for those Emo people who needs help to STOP BEING EMO.
LOL xD


You Are 12% Emo


You're the furthest thing from emo. Sensitivity is not something you exactly cultivate... and you can't imagine weeping over song lyrics.
Are You Emo?
]]> <![CDATA[Are You Burned Out?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=111 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:06:11 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/08/01/are-you-burned-out/ "You're giving away most of your energy to something you don't even enjoy."
Duh, it's not my fault, how can I change the way my family and the school is?
I'll just have to wait. One day, I'll be FREE! And free from the fuckhead!


You Are 85% Burned Out


You are extremely burned out.
You work too hard, and you're not getting the results you deserve.
It's time for a life change, as soon as you can manage it.
You're giving away most of your energy to something you don't even enjoy.
Are You Burned Out?
]]> <![CDATA[How Boyish or Girlish Are You?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=87 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:54:35 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/how-boyish-or-girlish-are-you/ Well, of course, duh ~
And of course girls can find guns fun too >.<
I wish I had one. I would go straight to the fuckhead and shoot her! PANG!


You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish


You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
]]> <![CDATA[How Peaceful Are You?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=42 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:44:59 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/how-peaceful-are-you/ I'm most of the time peaceful but the fuckhead makes me a madass.
And also studying makes me mad. It gets too much sometimes.


You Are 57% Peaceful


In general, you think the world's a pretty great place - and you're happy to be a part of it.
Sometimes you struggle with life, but who doesn't?
You are quite level headed, though you have more inner angst than you'd like.
How Peaceful Are You?
]]> <![CDATA[Are You Too Negative?]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=32 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:20:04 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/are-you-too-negative/ Anybody who reads this blog would probably think that I'm a very negative person.
But actually I'm not really too negative, it's just against the fuckhead,
Everybody that lives with her for a while would end up hating her (except her own daughter).


You Are a Positive Person


No one would accuse you of being too negative!
You're a naturally upbeat and optimistic person.

Like everyone else, you come across things you can't stand every day.
But unlike everyone else, you ignore what annoys you and focus on what uplifts you.
Are You Too Negative?
]]> <![CDATA[Lazy fuckhead]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=17 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:34:35 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/lazy-fuckhead/ Why is she saying that I'm lazy?
OK yeah, so I am lazy.

But should she really be the one saying that?
Why doesn't she take a look at herself before she opens her big mouth?
She's a hundred times more lazy than me. I'm lazy because I have more important things to do, she's lazy because she just sits there all day and won't lift her ass up.

Everytime she's babysitting my baby brother, she starts to complain:
"Oh my arm hurts soo badly, it's all your fault, why can't you stop playing around so much, oh I'm sooo tired, you bad baby."
So she keeps it on and on... All the time. And guess what?
She even went to a doctor to check her arm, there was NOTHING wrong with it.
That fuckhead just likes to complain so that people would pity her.

And she doesn't even do anything when she's babysitting kids, she just sits there and watch TV.
Like once a while ago, when she was babysitting my friend's lil sister. That day my friend went home to me, so guess what the fuckhead did, oh, she just gave the kid to the kid's older sister to take care of! While she still gets paid ~!

Freaking fuckhead. Lazy asshole.

]]> <![CDATA[Fuckhead with a BIG Mouth]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=13 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:13:04 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/fuckhead-with-a-big-mouth/ This really makes me mad.
The fuckhead talks a lot of shit behind my back.
And most of the time I do hear her, she just doesn't know that.

Like when I'm sitting in my room infront of the computer with my door closed,
she think I'm listening to music and can't hear her talking.

And when I go to the bathroom, she also think that I can't hear her shit going on.

And in the mornings, when I'm too tired to get up from the bed, she thinks that I'm still sleeping, so she starts to talk the shit again.

Whenever I'm not there, she talks about me.
Saying that I did bad things, that I'm stupid, lazy and so on...
All the shit that she's talking is soo wrong, and it makes me sick mad!
I wish her mouth cracks.

]]> <![CDATA[Music makes Me Happy]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=7 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:19:53 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/26/music-makes-me-happy/ Oh yeah, music makes me happy ^^
I'm a very openminded person, yes VERY openminded (but I'm still trying to be more openminded).
I can listen to all kinds of music as long as it's good. I'm not a some kind of racist against different music genres either.

Unlike the fuckhead, she always have something against music genres that she doesn't like.
For example, when she listens to Rap, she says "It's sounds like they're yelling at each other, like they're fighting" and then she even dare to say "Black people are bad, they're evil and do bad things".

And this is what I think when she say those words:
"Excuse me!? YOU RACIST FUCKHEAD! How dare you? Why don't you try to listen to your OWN voice?
When you're whispering it sound like you're talking,
when you're talking it sounds like you're yelling,
when you're yelling it sounds like the war is on!
Oh fuckhead you disgust me, and you even call yourself a "Christian".
But NOOOO, you're NOT! You're a FAKER! You say we other are bad because we're not Christian, but what about you? You say you believe in God, but it's like you think YOU are the God or something.
You say that 'Christian people are soo nice,
they don't yell at other people,
they always keep their madness down,
they are happy people,
they don't talk shit about other,
they never do anything bad,
they're all talented'
Well, none of that suites on you, you damn fuckhead, you're just trying to fit in somewhere aren't you? You're just a big rasict, sexist, cruel and selfish fuckhead. But still you think you're good. You make me sick you fuckhead. And another thing, you're a big disgrace to the REAL christian people, you're a big disgrace to this fucked up family of mine, you're a big disgrace to the humanity.

Oh but that ain't just it, when she listens to rock music, she says "They're all on drugs, look at them, that isn't music, that is just noice".
And when she see music videos when girls dance sexy and stuff, she says "This world have gone wrong".

Well, first I have to say IT'S MUSIC, NOT NOICE!
Second, people on drugs is still sooooo much better than you,
third, what the fuck do you know about music?
fourth, this world may have gone wrong, but what's making it wrong? Ain't it YOU?
You damn fuckhead, you're the one making this world wrong!

OK that was just some examples of what she does when she sits infront of MTV.

Oh look! She just made my happy post to a madness post!

Now back to the music:
I Love Music.
I Love All Kinds of People, I'm Not a racist.
Music Ain't noice.
Music Brings You Joy.

BOOM Shaka laka laka!

PEACE!

]]> <![CDATA[First post!]]> http://dieumadness.wordpress.com/?p=5 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:46:43 +0000 dieumadness http://dieumadness.de.wordpress.com/2008/07/26/first-post/ Yeei! My first post!

A step closer to release my madness >.<
But I'm not mad today, well, not yet.
That's because I haven't seen the fuckhead today.
So right now I'm happy ^^

]]> <![CDATA[leider nur...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=89 Wed, 28 May 2008 08:15:53 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/leider-nur/ ...eine schlechte nachricht heute: die 20 jahr feier von 'fuckhead' im planet wurde abgesagt. also muss ich hier alle ans ottensheim openair verweisen, wo 's jedoch noch das ein oder andere zusätzlich bonbon geben wird!

und zur erinnerung: heute (28.5.) 'the paper chase' im chelsea. und am samstag (31.5.) 'saul williams' im wuk!! lecker spoken word, lecker musik, lecker!

]]> <![CDATA[don't panic!...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=88 Sat, 24 May 2008 16:44:57 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/05/24/dont-panic/ ...der juni ist ab sofort gerettet: am 14.6. 'art brut' in der fluc wanne und 'gusgus'-djset im flex.
am 19.6. 'matmos' in der szene (absolutes muss für jeden, der gern elektro hört!).
dann die 20 jahre feier von 'fuckhead' im planet music am 27.6. .
und tags drauf auch im planet: 'sextiger'. musikalisch wahrscheinlich nicht das highlight, aber wer 's sich auf 'drahdiwaberl' steht...und viele gäste werden erwartet. ist gleichzeitig auch abschlussabend des planet, dass dann in die szene 'übersiedelt'.
also es besteht hoffnung, dass wir den juni überleben...

]]> <![CDATA[oag oag oag...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=69 Fri, 02 May 2008 11:55:59 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/oag-oag-oag/ ...mehr fällt mir zu den letzten zwei abenden nicht ein...
das donaufestival ist mittlerweile sehr gereift. wie ein guter wein. die bands/musiker/künstler/wie-auch-immer-sie-heißen-mögen zum glück nicht. 'die goldenen zitronen' live in einer kirche mit gesammelten scooter-texten auf deutsch als zugabe. ein mir rätselhafter 'kenneth anger' film und tolle fingerakrobatik. zwei franko-kanadierinnen, die dem restlichen programm in nichts nachstehen wollten und das auch nicht taten. solide 'melvins' die mich sprichwörtlich umgeblasen haben (10 1x1x1,5m subwoofer vor der bühne!!!!). 'fuckhead' in höchstform, absoluter höchstform, in spitzenform........einfach nur oag!! und wie immer sympatische 'liars' die den saal geräumt haben...
"donaufestival....willst du mich heiraten?"

und gestern 't.raumschmiere'. viel zu wenig leute, viel zu leise, viel zu wenig bass, viel zu geiler dj, der dann als letzten track 'radiohead' auflegt!! und dann nochmal für ein paar tracks rauskommt, weil noch drei leute schön grindig zugabe schreien...

und der obligatorische tipp. bzw. diesmal definitv ein pflichttermin für alle, die am 11.5. in linz sind: 'gigis gogos' in der kapu! die gerade eben zur sexiest-bigband-alive gewählt wurden...

und noch ein hinweis: morgen sind ja 'lesbians on ecstasy' in der kapu. davor gibts noch ein screening der female pressure dvd#1. für alle die heimgefahren sind...prädikat: sehr empfehlenswert!

]]> <![CDATA[David Icke entry from Uncyclopedia]]> http://questionyourreality.wordpress.com/?p=15 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:18:49 +0000 Tweak Jones http://questionyourreality.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/david-icke-entry-form-uncyclopedia/ David Icke

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David Godzilla Icke, to whom evidence is nothing more than a foreign word, is a well respected former footballer, member of the Green Party, philosopher and award-winning stunt skateboarder whose widely-accepted theories have enlightened mankind to throw off the shackles placed on us by our shapeshifting reptilian overlords. It is noted that his name, appearance and beliefs bear more than a passing resemblance to David Duke. Also a closet Joo.

David Icke should not be confused with The Real David Icke.

What David Icke really does look like? - Nobody knows. Maybe he doesn't exist.

What David Icke really does look like? - Nobody knows. Maybe he doesn't exist.

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[edit] The Man: The Genius, The Schmenius, The Shitfaced Cockamaster

[edit] Biography

David Icke
 David Icke. What must be said, what can be omitted?
David Icke

Born at 6:15 PM on April 29th, 1952, in Leicester, England. Desperately poor, quit school to become a soccer player. Washed out of soccer due to frailty, sexual inadequacy and inability to take the 'punishment'. Blames it on bad knees. "Mad Davey" as he is affectionately known to fans, then embarked on a serries of careers: tv presenter, politician, green hippy, author, model for turquoise clothes, laughing stock and eventually new age guru.

  • Father: fake moustache salesman, not very successful. A self-hating half reptile in denial.
  • Mother: only lesbian walrus in Leicester to become pregnant without a turkey baster. Also, his father's niece.
  • Twin brother: eaten alive by David before birth.

What cannot be left unsaid about David Icke?

Prophet Icke channeling a Higher Power. (Bad image, will try to upload again later--OEJ.)

Prophet Icke channeling a Higher Power. (Bad image, will try to upload again later--OEJ.)

His own words: "As I looked at the mound, a voice in my head began to say: 'Come to me, come to me, come to me.'"

More of it: "Only by breaking free from the shackles of {sanity} could I now be going around the world talking about shape-shifting reptilians occupying the positions of global power."

Monumentally abused: "I have taken 20 years of monumental abuse and misrepresentation on a scale that few have ever experienced. So what is said about me by anonymous goons on websites is like a fly on an elephant's back - irrelevant to me. But if others who are targets of this vicious abuse want to take legal action in response, that is entirely up to them."

Voices in the head, mistaken for reality and then mixed into a dreadful skakny porridge of calumny, slander, and fruitcakery.

[edit] The Beliefs

David Icke has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is a silver Illuminati pyramid lodged in his small intestine, just above his kidneys. David Icke believes that Prince Charles is an iguana. David Icke believes that he himself is the Cosmic Diamond of Truth. David Icke believes in monatomic gold. David Icke believes in crystal power, astrology, and eating the anal glands of civet cats for good health. David Icke believes that Mr T pities the fool.

According to his insanity majesty-of-conspiracy, Illuminati is a mainstay of reptilians from some planet or star or something called XinsenzilliamilliaBob. Oh, we're really sorry, Uncyclopedia mistook that name with the one the SIBology guys talk about. He actually names the place they're from as "Sirius 6 in the Aformsa galaxy." Anyway, Icke believes that Illuminati doesn't yet own the entire world, only the small software company, Opera. He maintains that Opera plans on terrorising Microsoft with hydrogen bombs as well as Opera singing until it succumbs and gives away the source code to Windows as well as all rights to the most-crashing OS, so Opera can take over the IT world and extort all non-Macintosh offices for billions of dollars. After this, Illuminati intends to reinstall the Y2K bug for all computers, even the thousand Apple Macs in the world, and change the bug so it implodes computers on December 21, 2012. Icke says the machines will actually explode and reduce the worlds population to 533 million people. The insidious plans then proceeds to kick off the New World Order where reptilians will be slaves for the poor, and crocodiles will be hunted again as Steve Irwin is resurrected and becomes the figurehead of the New World Religion.

Socrates once asked Agathon, "Since you produce crap, does that make you an asshole?"

Agathon answered, "We are like apple trees that drop turds instead of apples."

David Icke believes that if he can produce enough crap he will be rich. Richer. Richest.
Icke claims vindication for his views from a number of indisputable facts:

  • That the royal family, George Bush, the Rothschild family and other wealthy people he claims are evil slobbering shapeshifting reptiles have not come forward for blood tests. He claims that Prince Charles uses his large ears as a communication device to communicate with his reptillian brethren on Sirius 6 in the Aformsa glaxy.
  • That no-one has tried to debunk Icke's well-researched claims.
  • That everyone richer than he is an evil sex-obsessed reptile, hence being able to keep the public under their spell.

David Icke believes that all who do not believe in him and his message of "Infinite Love" are as follows:

  • "I couldn't care less what they say because they are a bunch of irrelevant, self-indulgent navel-contemplators who are doing the Illuminati's job for them by seeking to undermine any researcher who commits the crime of actually getting the information out to the mainstream public."
  • "They are just cowards who hide behind log-in names to spew out their hatreds from their gutless anonymity. They have balls the size of processed peas and the word pathetic does not even begin to suffice."
  • "Why should I, or anyone else, care what such people say about me or anyone? They are utterly irrelevant and they have made themselves so by their child-like and gutless behaviour."

David Icke also believes that:

  • "I have already done more to inform the public worldwide, and change lives for the better, than most people will do if they live to be a thousand."

[edit] The Problem

The problem is, you can hardly write a proper Uncyclopedia article about David Icke. He is already too preposterous.

The problem is David Icke and he is not the reaction. But someone, maybe David Icke, always goes on about Problem-Reaction-Solution. In reality, that is codespeak for the abbreviation PRS, which stands for Painful Rectal Syndrome. First, something becomes painful, then an ass or in the rectum, the painfulness reacts to create a syndrome, which you can complain about for the rest of your life until you become an old fart.

The problem: David Icke is clearly mad.

[edit] The Reaction

The reaction that David Icke found out about, is that O sometimes meets two H's and in a bout of *censored* polygamist action creates the horrible substance H2O, which is a conspiracy by the Illuminati to make us all soft and mushy if the substance enters our live bodies. This is unless the reality of the theories of Masaru Emoto is applied to the H2O so it turns towards the positive vibrations of Love. In its initial state, H2O is negative by the godly powers of the Illuminati.

The Reaction: Only equally mental people entertain David Icke's psychosis, the others just think that he's mad.

[edit] The Final Solution

Someday, someone will pull David Icke's finger. And with a sound like two cheeks clapping he will deflate, leaving only a faint odour of bullshit hanging around the edges of the paranormal huckster scene.

There are impressive, interesting frauds, and there are pathetic frauds. Somewhere, Aleister Crowley is laughing his arse off.

The Solution: Ignore David Icke's madness or you may become mad, too.

[edit] Books

  • Fruitcakes and other assorted tea-time fancies. (2008)
  • The David Icke Guide To Life, The Universe and Everything(2007)
  • Godzilla is alright with me: The Lizards We CAN Trust! (2006)
  • Infinite Truth Is the Only Love: Every Illusion is something Else (2005)
  • Tales from the infinite Time Loop: The Most Comprehensive Expose of the Global Conspiracy Ever Written (until I write a better one)(2003)
  • Bin Laden in Wonderland (2002)
  • Children of The Matrix (2001)
  • So - You Think You're Reptilain? (2001)
  • Big ears and no soul: Prince Charles and the Reptillian Endgame (2000)
  • Maybe your boss has scales (2000)
  • My Biggest Secret: That Time In The Elevator... It Was Me Who Farted (1999)
  • Oh My God! My Parents Are Lizards! (1998)
  • Reptiles Ate My Baby (1997)
  • And the Truth Shall Cost A Fee (1996)
  • OMG It's Like Everyone In Teh World Is A Robot Except Me!!1 (1992)
  • It doesn't have to pee like this (1990)
  • My completely normal autobiography about me. (No Lizards involved) (1989)

[edit] Music

  • Any bitchpunk with scales I'm sure to impale (2003, HipHop collaboration with 50 cent)
  • Fo Shizzle My Nizzle that Reptizzle had Scizzles, it owned the Bizzle and Contrizzled the Wizzle (2002, HipHop collaboraration with Ludicris and Nas.)

[edit] Videos

  • The Reptilian - A Gender Bender (2004)
  • David Icke - Secrets of The Matrix (Parts 1 -3)
  • David Icke: The Female Toad (2004)
  • David Icke: Darkness at the edge of town (2002)
  • David Icke: Revelations of Mother Goose (2001)
  • David Icke feat. Ozzy Osbourne, Live in Vancouver: From Prison to Paranoid

All released by Illuminati Productions

]]> <![CDATA[AN EXAMPLE OF A DISINFORMATION AGENT...]]> http://questionyourreality.wordpress.com/?p=11 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:30:39 +0000 Tweak Jones http://questionyourreality.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/an-example-of-a-disinformation-agent/ This is a blog I originally posted on my infowars profile about a David Icke crazed idiot named illuminazi:

 

Illuminazi always says he has sources and evidence for his claims but has anyone really pressed him to prove it?

Well I just did. Illuminazi claimed he had sources for his belief but in spite of my asking him to reveal these sources for nearly 3 hours he refused to.He also tryed to use several tricks to discredit me such as acusing me of playing a game and noning his sources all along among other things.These tricks no doubt are taught to government paid disinformation agents,I dont have sources for that that we call an assumption illuminazi.

Heres the thing I was calling into question his credibility.Logicly he would have posted his "sources" realatively soon to prove me wrong and to thus keep what little credibility he already had but he did not.This can lead to only two conclusions,he is a Disinfo agent or he is a fucking liar who need to learn to shut up when he doesint have a clue.You deside.

Below is the complete conversation which you can also read on the group "Free Tibet down with the red commie scum",Please note  that this conversation was on and off for three hours and in that time  he did not once give any sources.

 

NOTE: SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM IT IS TO BE READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP.

illuminazi:tweak, you obviously have mental issues. go take it up with someone else, I'm bored.

Tweak:So rather then prove me wrong and vindicate yourself you would rather give a half answer and leave it at that? Wow thats weak,so sad you cant admit you dont have anything.

illuminazi:you can figure it out.

illuminazi:I believe I told you where to get my sources long ago...my blogs and groups.

Tweak:Hilarious you continue not to reveal your "source".

illuminazi:are you still mad about the Staged Crucifixion group?

Tweak:But hey no matter what you do you have given me quite a nice body of post to use in a blog about your constant assertion that you have evidence for your beliefs.Thanks!!!

Tweak:I have asked you several times politely. Frankly there is no logical reason for you not to reveal your sources considering I am calling into question your whole notion of "having evidence" for all the shit you pull out of your ass and post on this site. Every minute you do not post your "sources" My argument that you are a liar and a disinfo agent becomes stronger and it been well over 100 minutes.
Again anyone can go through all these posts and know I speak the truth here.

illuminazi:say please.

Tweak:Must we continue this dance? Why not admit you have no sourses and end it?Or you could just shut you fucking lieing mouth,either ways fine! But again post the sources you have for the belief that the Dalai Lama is NWO as you aserted earlier.
Again I ask anyone reading this to go back and note how longI have been asking and not recieving these sources illuminazi clams to have.

illuminazi:what would you like to know exactly tweak?

Tweak:You have not mentioned one source and anyone can look through the posts. It is rather sad that to cover your own ass you would accuse me of playing a game. The only game being played here is called "Tell everyone you have sources and then hope no one notices that you lied".Its loads of fun.

Illuminazi:you know my sources, boy. quit playing games.

EndisNIGH:*Dalai

ENDisNIGH:This is also one of the few things I must say that I agree with Illuminazi on. The Dali Lama is diabolical.

Tweak:This is the first Ive heard of that and after pressing you for over 30 minutes I some how doubt it to be true.Why not present them here and prove me wrong?

illuminazi:whats funny is that I am typing to you after your behavior the past 2 days and talkin shit for over a month. my sources are within the information in my blogs and groups.

tweak:Its funny that you are critizing my posts tone while Im mearly asking you to present your sources. Quit staling,either present your sources or admit you dont have any.

illuminazi:don't like that one either I'm afraid...too much arrogance. try again.

Tweak:I am asking you for these mythical "sources" you claim to have. Present them.

illuminazi:I just don't like how you asked me, period.

tweak:Notice how when you press an agent of disinfo for evidence they can not but instead turn to character assasination.

illuminazi:I have EVIDENCE that tweak is a hermaphrodite. Please look in my blogs and groups.

tweak:Who are these credible sources? That would be a second hand kind of evidence which is not exactly trust worthy but its better then the nothing you have presented here.

illuminazi:never said I had "evidence" that the Dali Lama was NWO, I said I learned it from credible people/sources.... the sources that you call hoaxes and liars without researching. so quit talkin already ya pimply ass punk. lol. you are such an annoying little nerd.

Tweak:Show us your evidence please,or you should shut the fuck up.

Tweak:Interesting but I wouldint call that evidence. If you actually have any evidence Im sure others,not me according to you,would fined it useful.

illuminazi:why so you can disagree with it and call it a hoax like an annoying jackass... you're an idiot! yesterday you told everyone to eat as many soy products as possible, trying to poison your fellow humans because you hate yourself? You remind me of Adolf Hitler you little crybaby.

Tweak:So why have you not posted your "evidence"? Is it because you dont have any?

Illuminazi:____, ___.

Tweak:Either Post your evidence or shut the fuck up.Thanks.

Illuminazi:for you personally, yes. for anyone else that would like to know, no.

tweak:Would that be your evidence then?

Illuminazi:eat a bowl of dick.

Tweak:Show use your evidence then instead of endlessly post "seemingly" crazy BS all the time.

Illuminazi: it is not my opinion that he(The Dalai Lama) is NWO, it is what I learned from research and credible sources that don't mess around. people tend to think I am going around spreading information that I conjured up in my head or something. if I didn't know this information my opinion would be that he is a nice guy, from the looks of him... and my opinion would be incorrect.

]]> <![CDATA[kleine korrekturen]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=30 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:51:33 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/09/kleine-korrekturen/ 'wipeout' spielen am 21.5. im rhiz und am 21.6. im venster...'fuckhead' spielen am 30.5. im rhiz

]]> <![CDATA[dass ich das...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=21 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:12:09 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/dass-ich-das/ ...noch erleben darf...
ja...jetzt werd ich sentimental. ich würd ja so ziemlich alles dafür geben, um 'nick drake' mal live zu sehen. da ich dafür leider ein paar jahre zu spät dran bin, muss ich hier mit der mathematik abhilfe schaffen. nach endlosen versuchen, diese gleichung zu lösen, bin ich auf folgendes ergebnis gestoßen: 'nick drake' = 'scout niblett' + 'cat power' ... ist doch ganz einfach...und wie 's aussieht, kann ich nach dem 30.4. enldich in den singer/songwriter-himmel aufsteigen...
aber mal von vorne...donaufestival ist ja bekanntlich bald...über das brauch ich wirklich hoffentlich nichts mehr sagen (wenn nicht...ich überlass euch diesmal euer kreativität)...es gibt tolle erfindungen, die nennen sich freikarten. und von diesen tollen sachen hab ich zwei bekommen. für den 30.4. am donaufestival (ich hab mir gedacht, ich mach so eine art wettbewerb für die zweite karte...derjenige mit der besten unterhose, beste in jeglicher art, bekommt die karte von mir...bzw wird ja eh keiner zeit habn, darum bekommt einfach die eine person, die sich bei mir meldet, die karte)...
zum programm: um 19h beginnt der spaß mit den 'goldenen zitronen' in der kremser minoritenkirche...einst einer der punk-ikonen aus deutschland, mittlerweile etwas ruhiger...aber verantwortlich für die wahrscheinlich wichtigste text zeile der musikgeschichte: 'soviel rüben wie ich kriege, geb ich auch zurück' (meine kleine welt...video einfach ignorieren)...danach ist ein wenig verschnaufpause bis zur bereits erwähnten frau power...danach: neben 'dj ötzi' einer der schrägsten sachen, die österreich zu bieten hat: 'fuckhead'...und danach 'liars' aus new york bzw. l.a. bzw. mittlerweile berlin...die wurden vor 3 bis 4 jahren ca. von der internationalen musikpresse ziemlich hochgelobt, als das hippste, was new york derzeit zu bieten hat...doch irgendwie ist dann die musikwelt doch drauf gekommen, dass liars nach mehr als zwei minuten anstrengend werden könnte und sich dann auch noch damit beschäftigen müsste...und schluss wars mit der presse...bei einem major sind sie trotzdem gelandet, aber ihrem unzugägnlichen stil sind sie zum glück treu geblieben...schon zum zweiten mal am donaufestival...

zum fastabschluss noch ein paar lieder zum reinhörn:
'cat power' cover von wanderwall
'antony & the jonsons' cover von knockin' on heavens door
'del amitri' tell her this

na dann viel spaß beim ertrinken...und reitet nicht zu schnell!

]]> <![CDATA[nur so kurz...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=14 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:47:11 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/nur-so-kurz/ ...nebenbei erwähnt: am 27. und 28.6. ist mal wieder das (für alle die es nicht kennen und sich nun am besten selbst geiseln) oberdrübersupertolle ottensheim open air. was österreichische hausfraus-/hausmannskost betrifft (eigentlich nur manns) kann ich mal gleich fuckhead, valina und delilah empfehlen. weitere menupunkte folgen demnächst. da muss ich erst noch meine strenggeheimen spion kontaktieren, der mir dann mehr boulevard-bezogene neuigkeiten berichten kann...

]]> <![CDATA[don't be afraid baby, it's only...]]> http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.wordpress.com/?p=4 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:29:13 +0000 music was my first girlfriend http://musicwasmyfirstgirlfriend.de.wordpress.com/2008/04/03/dont-be-afraid-baby-its-only/ ...a haufn geiler bands in wien!!

aber bevor wir zur kür kommen, natürlich erst die pflicht...oder so ähnlich.

nicht zu fassen! 'the breeders' haben diesmal für ihr neues album bloß knappe 6 jahre gebraucht...da müsste man ja fast meinen, dass es schrott ist, wenn es so überhastet veröffentlicht wird (anm d red: beim letzten hats 9 jahre gedauert). aber gleich entwarnung...die mädchen (und ein bursche glaub ich zur zeit) habens zum glück nicht verlernt! zwar kommt 'mountain battles' nicht an 'title tk' heran, aber das wär ja schon fast unverschämt, so was zu toppen...

außerdem gibts neues aus dem land, das uns - in sachen politiker-glaubwürdigkeit - ernsthafte konkurrenz machen will. the notwist habens endlich wieder in den gut sortierten lang-spiel-platten-fach-handel geschafft. nach dem grandiosen 'neon golden' und dem gastspiel '13 & god', eigentlich erst das zweite album der neuen 'notwist-ära'. offiziell erst im mai, gibts im gut sortierten torrent-handel bereits die promo zum laden...die schon ziemlich nach fertigem album ausschaut.

so...nun habts euch aber die konzerttipps wahrlich verdient...vielleicht noch eine tasse kaffee oder tee...könnt ein wenig dauern, bis mans durch hat:

  • den anfang macht die gute 'ellen allien' aus berlin. eine meiner lieblings dj's im moment...legt nächsten freitag 11. april im planetarium auf...
    icke micke...die jungs und mädchen haben sich mal bald ein busserl von mir verdient...
  • weiter gehts mit den neubauten...die sind aber bereits ausverkauft
  • am 18./19.4. gibts einen tipp, für alle volksmusikfans...'elakelaiset'...bierzelt musik, die auch ohne 3 maß intus gefällt...das bierzelt heißt diesmal übrigens 'szene wien'...live sehr sehr zu empfehlen
  • zwei tag draufe schlägt das singer-songwriter-herz in uns wohl ganz heftig...am montag 21.4. kommt herr 'jose gonzales' aus dem fernen göteborg zu uns ins flex...wer scrubs gern sieht, hat sicher schon mal nen song gehört...wer guten geschmack hat auch...alle andren habens nicht besser verdient, wenn sie das konzert verpassen...
  • gleich am nächsten tag...22.4. ... in der arena: 'isis' ...godfather of stoner/hardcore/was-weiß ich...wer sie kennt...hat schon karten...wer nicht, bleibt zu hause und schaut 'sing & win' (geiles foto raini!)
  • am 24.4. im chelsea (ich schwör mir immer wieder, dass ich zum letzten mal bei einem live act im chelsea war...aber die schweine schaffens einfach immer wieder mich zu ködern...) 'navel' und 'killed by 9v batteries'. nirvana-reinkarnation aus der schweiz und grazer noise-rock-nachwuss. ein intressantes detail am rande: beide bands sind am neuen label von patrick wagner 'louisville records'...für alle die sich nicht mehr erinnern können oder erst seit gestern einen annehmbaren musikgeschmack haben: patrick-wagner-superstar war 'surrogat' sänger/gitarrist/mastermind und kitty-yo mitbegründer...wem das nichts sagt...sofort nachrecherchieren...'gib mir alles'! sag ich da bloß!
  • am selben tag beginnt das donaufestival in krems...da fang ich jetzt nicht an...das könnt wirklich länger werden...mein favorit: 30.4. ...absolutes muss: 'xiu xiu'
  • gleich an zwei tagen: 3./4.5. im b72: 'zoot woman'...für alle die gern in einem hochglanz-magazin leben möchten...
  • dann...das absolute highlight des jahres (außer jimi hendrix kommt auch noch nach wien): 'shellac'!!!! einziges aktives projekt von gott steve albini ... am 6.5. in wels im schlachthof und am 7.5. in der wiener szene...in wels wird 'valina' den jungs aus übersee unter die arme greifen... die grad ihr neues kreis-förmiges-ding veröffentlich haben...a tempo! a tempo!...zum zweiten mal nach vagabond von herrn albini persönlich produziert...melodischer noiserock aus linz...einer der östereichischen spezialitäten!!
  • noch lange kein ende in sicht: 11.5. 'deus' im flex...aushänge belgier mit neuen album im trolley...
  • am 18.5. schlägt das bereits erwähnte herz ganz wild...'boy omega' bassist und vollblut singer-songwriter...'björn kleinhenz'...achhhh...ich freu mich dich wieder zu sehn björn!
  • am tag drauf...zum zweiten mal in kurzer zeit...'cocorosie'...ich hoff da muss ich nichts mehr dazu sagn!
  • am 21.5. dann gleich ein doppelpack: 'trail of dead'...die wahrscheinlich guadsten texaner wieder mal in der aren...und...'fuckhead' die linzer sind die wohl die einzige österreicher, die ernsthaft behaupten können, dass sie hardcore machen...nicht nur auf musikalischer ebene...
  • am 24./25.5. der zweite absolute pflicht-termin nach shellac: 'melt banana' aus tokyo...die mädscha wissen, was noise-rock heißt!! am 24. in der wanne und am 25. in wels wieder im schl8hof...auch diesmal super gehhilfen aus linz: 'delilah' ... an diesem punkt nichts genaueres, da ich sicher noch mindestens 387 posts über delilah machn werd...also mal reinhörn bei myspace und drauf hoffen, nicht vom auto überfahren zu werden, bevor sie wieder mal in wien sind!!!
  • am 26.5. dann ein termin für alle nostalgiker: 'dinosaur jr' in der arena...
  • 28.5. ...noise vom feinsten aus den staaten: 'paper chase'...sollte man auch gehört/gesehen haben, bevor da sensenmann sich per sms ankündigt!
  • 30.5. ...und immer noch kein ende...eines der 1000en projekten von fuckhead-didi-bruckmayr: 'wipeout'...wer sich davon überzeugen möchte, dass es nicht nur dj ötzi in österreich gibt oder einfach nur auf elektronisch-erzeugte-musik steht...ja! genau! wipeout!
  • dann einer meiner favoriten! 31.5. 'saul williams'...seit neuestem unter den fittichen von trent-fucking closer-rezner...ein intressanter act, vorallem was lyrics betrifft...wie schwer zu überhören ist, kommt der mann vom spoken-word...
  • und am 18.6. der 'brmc' in wien...für alle, die sie nach 'howl' aus dem gedächtnis gelöscht haben: ja...die sieht man auch in '9 songs'...
  • und damit die nostalgiker nicht zu kurz kommen: am 2.7. 'helmet'...warm anziehn!!

puh...aus schluss...vorbei...
naja...vielleicht noch ein paar wörter zum donnerstag: hast du juno schon gsehen? ja du! nein? SOFORT INS KINO, SONST GIBTS WAS AUF DEN POPO!!!

und...female pressure dvd1!

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