Hateful Shit.

Being back in school has exposed me to all kinds of "unique" campus-people that I totally forgot existed. Being around these people again has me hating them once again. Let's get on with the types.

The Fat Homo

Usually seen with a group of fat, ugly girls. These jolly queers have updated their wardrobe since the last time I was in school. They no longer wear Morrissey and The Cure shirts. Those have been replaced with these really shitty "Why So Serious?" Joker t-shirts from the new Batman movie. They still wear shitty Saucony's and dockers though. I have to admit I got a bit nostalgic when I spotted one today. It reminded me of the time that PSA came on during Saturday morning cartoons with all those jokes walking all menacingly towards the camera, saying things like, "Hey, faggot!" and "You're a queer, ain't ya?!" I miss the 90's. Why are they gay anyway? Fat people don't really have personality, or anything like that. Being a fruit is pure aesthetics I think. I mean, George Michaels, Steve Young, The dad from The Brady Bunch. See where I'm going with this?

The know it all

Probably a homosexual as well. The one in my humanities class has a lisp, so it makes him so much more annoying. The story with the know-it-all is this: Someone he/she knows has been to college, and has instructed this person to ask stupid questions at all fucking times because apparently professors "love it." Hey, stupid, have you ever thought that you might be interrupting the lecture? Asking questions irrelevant to the lecture will make the professor hate you, idiot. Here's a gem that was asked the other day. Keep in mind, this was while we were discussing the progression of greek art. "Oh, I just wanted to know what you thought about the economic situation." WHAT?

The Revolutionary

Zapata and Che are dead, pal, and I really doubt that Rage is going to record a new album any time soon. You'll find this character near the library during club week trying to get people to "join the cause." He wants to teach you about La Raza, but if you have any sense, like me, you already learned about La Raza from Kid Frost, and various gang movies. This person wears the same thing every day: Beret, Che t-shirt, black jeans, and whatever combat boots they can find at the local thrift store. Death to major corporations!

Woo! We're Gay!

We got it. We park next to your car with the "Let's get one thing straight, I'm not!" sticker all the time for some strange reason. What I don't get about the college campus fruit is that they're all unattractive. Real talk, I know an attractive person when I see one (n/h). Homos are no exception, they're easy on the eyes. I don't see the need to wear the rainbow headband, wristband, or suspenders though. I like the Raiders. I don't wear any kind of Raiders accessories. Not because they're a loser franchise, but because I can go to a bar and represent my loyalty to the Nation every Sunday. I'm sure you fags can go represent cock suckers world wide at a lounge or something. Keep it out of my english class, please. I'm trying to learn while your punk ass is whispering to the fat ho next to you. Lisp sounding like swords swiping at people and shit. Oh, the fat homo, and this fruit don't get along because the fat one is "such a fag."

Potheads

I don't know about you, but at my school, you can find these fine contributors to society "sparking an owl" in the parking lot. They arent hard to spot. When they arent already smoking, you'll most definitely hear "Where da bud at??" coming from somewhere.

..and I didn't have time to finish cause I was going to class.

The cool guy in which white trash would love to hang out drinking beers while fishing. A cool guy that rednecks would love to go mischievously cow tipping with after a drunk Saturday night at the bars.

George W. Bush is a Cool Guy

The kind of cool guy who would be cracking jokes at the family reunion. Everybody loves when every family's "crazy uncle" starts arm wrestling uncle Bob during a drunk Christmas eve dinner. George Bush has a fun sense of humor which is always appreciated, even during times of duress.

George W. Bush is a Cool Guy

The kind of cool guy who every red blooded American white trash boy or teenager would love to watch football on a Sunday with or head to a ballgame cursing and yelling at the opposing team's players.

George W. Bush is a Horrific President

The cool guy is not who should be running a country. George Bush is a puppet who has no real education and has had everything handed to him. Whoever runs the country it is obviously not George W. Bush.

You cannot blame Bush for sending the country and his toy soldiers to a pointless war. Who is to blame is anybody's guess. Many blame Dick Cheney, Bush Sr. or even the leader of Israel but the real answer is the American people.

Anybody who Bashes George Bush is a Complete Imbecile

Bush is a cool guy. He may have the intelligence of a 17 year old high school junior but he is a cool guy. A cool guy like Bush could only be president because of one reason.

Anybody who bashes Bush should immediately bash their own head in with the idiot stick because they are the complete idiot.

Any country who could elect such a poor leader are the obvious problem. Bush is not the issue and has never been the issue.

The American People are a Complete Failure

You, yes YOU. The moron reading this blog should definitely bash your face into your keyboard a few times then you might wake up and smell the coffee which will tell you that your life and your beliefs are all a complete joke.

By bashing Bush you bash yourself because you are no doubt a complete mindless turd. Thanks for reading, you will hopefully realize one day that you are an idiot and go back to school, but for now you finally should understand that George W. Bush is one of 58 reasons to hate America.

All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

Seriously, read ALL of it.

1. If you play as sniper you are a fag.*
2. If you play nothing other than pyro you are a fag.
3. If you play as a specific class CONSTANTLY you are a fag.
4. If your favourite map is 2fort you are a fag.
5. If you actively prefer team blu over team red due to their colour, you are a fag.
6. If you spell colour wrong you are a fag.*
7. If you spell Favourite wrong you are a fag.*
8. If you have sex with men you are a fag.
9. If you play Halo 2 or Halo 3 you are a fag.
10. If your favourite show is South Park you are a fag.
11. If you use numbers instead of letters to spell any word you are a fag*
12. If you are religious, you are probably a fag.
13. If you punch the monitors, they will break. Oh, and you are also a fag.
14. If you are an american with an IQ lower than 100 you are a fag.
15. If you dislike games such as System Shock 2 and Deus Ex you are a fag.
16. If you like penis you are a fag.
17. If you are bisexual you are a fag.
18. If you use a mac you are a fag.
19. If you dislike Steve Wozniak you are a fag.
20. If you play World of Warcraft you are a fag.
21. If you play World of Warcraft you are a fag.
22. if you prefer any animal over cats you are a fag.
23. If you play World of Warcraft you are a fag.
24. If you watch World of Warcraft you are a fag.
25. If you relate to World of Warcraft you are a fag.
26. If you play Neverwinter Nights 2 you are clearly superior.
27. If you dislike Half-Life, Half-Life Blue Shift, Half-Life Opposing Forces, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Episode 1, or Half-Life 2 Episode 2 you are a fag.
28. If you use Internet Explorer you are a fag.
29. If you are a furfag you are a fag.
30. If you don't like women you are a fag.
31. If we are all going to die because of the LHC on october 21st, you are a fag.
32. If you don't like TF2 you are a fag.
33. If you pay monthly for any game you are a fag.
34. If you are a fag you are a fag.
35. If you are patriotic to America you are a fag.
36. If you think the Twin Towers incedent on 9/11 was a conspicracy due to the numbers you are a fag.
37. If you think that was a big deal you are a fag.
38. 9+1+1 = 11 (oh noes!)
39. If you can only work when plugged into the wall you are a fag.
40. If you put fries in your shake you are a fag.
41. If you spell you're wrong you are a fag.
42. If you prefer Vista over XP you are a fag.
43. It's amazing, since you can't spell its word right; fag.
44. If you make so many errors due to your EXTREME typing speed of 20 words per minute, you are a fag.
45. If you play music over your mic you are a fag.
46. If you use myspace for personal... uses... you are a fag.
47. If you are not awesome you are a fag.
48. If you think the scout, the demoman, the medic, the heavy, the soldier, the engineer, or the spy needs to be nerfed, you are a fag.
49. If you complaign that the game is imbalanced you are a fag.
50. Pyros are temporary fags.
51. You are a fag if you have found this blog and haven't read this line of text.

2 things

1) this video won't play from wordpress cause wordpress eats cock

2) why the mother fuck do people record videoes at concerts with their god damn cell phones and put them on you tube!!!!!!!! [see 2nd video]

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If you had to Take a Handful of States which Personify America, Texas will Always be Included

Texas, the home of the most evil, stupid, soon to be ex-president George W. Bush is one of the worst places to live in the entire earth.

Once known as the land of steers and queers due to its large Christian in-the-closet homosexual population it has been changing over the years.

While Texas and its host of cities are still known for their high population of steers and queers, Texas is now known as the land of illegal Mexicans and executions.

A heinous state with no redeeming natural qualities is populated with a dysfunctional group of American football loving, chuch-going inbreds.  Populated is not the correct word, overpopulated Texas is the home to the defunct American oil industry which along with the Jews is responsible for many of the problems that the idiotic American people cause.

In addition to ruining all the natural beauty of Texas and polluting the waters, Texas is where innocent yet stupid criminals face capital punishment after being a victim of the pathetic American judicial system.

Cities in Texas are mostly overcrowded giant piles of dung such as Houston, Dallas, San Antonio and the extremely flamboyantly homosexual Austin.

The people of Texas talk with a funny inbred accent and wear cowboy hats.  With so many negative things about Texas there is a real struggle to find a single nice thing about it?

The only nice thing about Texas is if you do not live there.  Even if you do, you and your self-denying homosexual Texan ass knows that Texas is just one of 58 reasons to hate America.

Damn, that's funny!!

Hahahahahah!!! Pete Wentz must have tripped over his ego!! That look is out, so is that phone and your wife is pregnant!  That falls not so bad!

But anyhow, you can kill me and give me sweets, I swear I won't light a fucking cigarette anywhere in my office compound!

It's gonna be so tough.

I am desperate for a shopping spree.

But then again, I am reminded of my new dress coming in on Monday. And it's Pay-day next Monday. Tell me, what could go wrong next Monday?! Only 6 more days to go, I CAN waittttttttttttttt.

I am in an absolutely grouchy mood now.

That's right gays it's our favourite out on screen festival, back with more smut and intellectually stimulating programming. Last night I went to see Trans Entities: The Nasty Love of Papi and Wil, which was all of the above; nasty, smutty homo and intelligent. A documentary about two self proclaimed "trans entities" that share their sexual explorations for not one, but two cameras in their bedroom. Director Morty Diamond (best known for his porn work and the film TrannyFags), sets out to demystify the way trans people fuck. He succeeds. Papi and Wil emerge as a loving, passionate, complex and consensual primary couple in a polyamourous relationship. They explore bdsm, role play, toys, their gender identities and trust. This "docu-porn" as Morty puts it, is a) not what I would call it and b) groundbreaking. Yes, the film includes Papi and Wil and a third partner in some fairly hard core sex scenes including a very intense role play 'rape scene,' however this was not porn in my opinion. The documentary is about trans sex relations and love, therefore it's justified in showing these explicit images. The film acts as a portrait of Papi and Wil that allows the viewer to deconstruct the complex connection that they share.

The footage is pretty low-fi, even for today's digital indie standards and every now and then you'll see a camera guy working on the other side of the bedroom... meh, I figure if you're documenting three people sharing a really intense sexual experience it's probably hard to hold a clean frame, so I let it go.

The director gave a very important disclaimer before the film about the rape role play in the last scene of the film... thank you Morty! After seeing the film I really appreciated the foreword and I mention it specifically to let you all know that this is exactly the type of boundary that film can and should push. If you're bold enough to view it, you'll see what I mean. Morty was good enough to answer some questions after the screening, which was very entertaining. As it turns out the film was denied at almost every major glbt film festival it attempted. London accepted it... however made it screen at a bar down the road from the theater, after admitting they were afraid of the viewers it might attract. I'm happy to report that both Toronto and Vancouver's queer festivals screened Trans Entities in a theater, where it belongs.

Contrary to the directors opinion... this is not gay porn, it's an interesting documentary about how queers relate and fuck, depicted in a positive responsible light. I wouldn't want to turn away the sexually repressed demographic that may not give this film a chance because it seems like porn.

We had a hospital day yesterday because Claire had to go and have a wisdom tooth out under a general anaesthetic at another hospital. She's fine, she keeps saying it was a walk in the park. Personally I don't fancy a walk in the park like that thanks!

We've seen our family baby today which was nice because on a day like this one needs cheering up! What a lovely baby she is, yeah, yeah I'm biased.

Confession- back on the fags at the moment but will be getting patches. How many times in my life have I given up and started again? Longest give up= 10 years. Oh dear.

Proud to be a donor father!

Clay Aiken artificially insperminated some chick about 9 months ago and guess what happened next???? She had his donated sperm baby!!! Parker Foster Aiken is here and I'm sure adorable and all the above! Weeeeeee.....

Mc Donald's is fabulicious!

It's Kimmora Lee Simmons!! I hate her!! Best picture I've ever seen of her! She's a pig!! Oink, oink!

I'll start by proudly introducing my new hatred for a people. No, it's not the Romanian one, I understood that there's no use loathing our roots, nothing is EVER going to change. Ever! Therefore, so as not to create any kind of dissensions with respect to this matter, I will not mention the name of the brilliant country, although I am pretty sure everyone's going to figure this out. Every single reason for which I hate the people in this country (without extending the problem to ALL citizens) is given by some quite simple rhetorical, of course, questions:

1. Why in the world do they have this peculiar feeling that they actually DESERVE to be this nationalistic?! How can you not know ANY languages of international importance?! How can you be 20 years old and still not know English?! I mean, dude! EVERYONE know at least 10 words in English. Even my grandmother can say 'My name is'. And I bet your hi5 account is in English, and yet you have no idea whatsoever what those strange words on a pink page mean. Anyway, you know shit when it comes to getting along with foreigners. But what about your OWN freaking vocabulary?! I suppose that when you're working in a gas station and I come to you and ask you if you speak English/French/Spanish and you say "fgiuhwriughuilhglgh jhfgkjhekjghe" (cause I have no damn idea what you say), you could at least recognise your own language right? It was not even a sentence what I asked. I basically asked, if I can put it like this, a WORD. Because, if you ask me, working at a gas station implies knowing the related terms, such as VIGNETTE, and I even said it in your stupid multi-consonant language! German is sweet comparing to yours.

2. Since I had to write down what I needed so as to make myself understood (yep, I did this also, wrote on a sheet of paper a stupid little word and VISITED several gas stations that should have had this freaking sticker), I would expect that my problems had then ended. But nooooooooooooo. I had to wait for three long hot hours just to pass through your wonderful country to reach my actual destination. Why? I bet YOU don't even know, even though I spotted some explanations while I was sweating in the sun waiting for your employees to deal with foreigners.

3. Since coming from Austria to Romania implies crossing the border of this stunning area and driving on the highway, you need this little shit I was talking about and you can only buy it at two gas stations NEAR the border (if you buy it later you can be absolutely convinced that the police will stop you and ask you about your highway tax). Which means thousands of cars waiting in line. Which means not enough parking places. Which means a reaaaaaaaaaaaaally big parking place for the customs officers (in spite of their FIVE cars). Which means that even if you HAD that little shit because you were hoping to be smart and pay for your whole trip so as not to buy another one when you return, you have to wait. And wait....and wait.. and then hate them.

So now I hate you. And I wonder why Austria does not have the same problem, taking into consideration the fact that they too have a border to cross, they too require a sticker for the highway, they too have a lot of cars and so forth. Therefore, in fewer words, you suck and that's sad that's not even sad, because I really don't care! I hope I never have to deal with you. EVER!

 

...are these shoes fab or fug???

Jon's birthday is coming up next week and he really wants me to buy him these patent leather oxfords. He's become quite shoe-obsessed lately and I don't know if I should be supportive of his habit by dropping nearly $200 dollars on these.

I realize it's kind of hard to see them, to look at them bigger click here.

I am just not sure how I feel about patent leather. Maybe I am just not ready for this trend, to me patent leather is so cheesy and fug! Jon is a fancy-boy dandy, so he can probably pull it off okay. These shoes cost $180, and that's on sale from about $400. I'm just not sure if it's worth it. Should I buy him the damn shoes or try to find him something else???

and just so you know, we don't typically go crazy for birthday presents.

Animals are beasts.  They are lower than humans, filthy and disgusting.

Why is it that Americans find it acceptable to dine with beasts?  Everywhere you go, there are these filthy animals everywhere.  Restaurants, grocery stores and even airplanes you will find these filthy beasts, whether they be dogs, cats, rabbits, mice, etc. with their American beast master.

This disgusting habit is evident everywhere you go.  Why do Americans dine and sleep with beasts under their blankets?

It is just further evidence of the de-evolution of the human being.  During evolution, human beings hunted down, speared and ate the raw flesh of such beasts.  At some point things changed.

There are many reasons to hate America because of this.  The average American obviously cares about beasts more than their fellow human beings.

An example is the famous American football athlete Michael Vick.  He was doing what black people in the South have been doing for years.  During the days of slavery, black people fought dogs who cheefully ripped eachother to bloody pieces of filthy flesh.

Michael Vick was doing something passed down from generation to generation.  Pit bull dogs exist to rip other animals, even humans apart limb, from bloody limb.  They are not cowards like the American people.

The corrupt American justice system took away the money and freedom of Michael Vick because he is black, and white people love dogs more than black people.

Dogs are beasts which Americans treat as equals.  Americans say they stand for liberty and justice for all.  Instead of spending thousands of dollars on pets, if Americans were still worthy of life on this earth they would help other human beings rather than treat their beasts better than people of other countries.

Goto your local restaurant and dine with a filthy, flea infested beast and you will know that dogs and pets and the superior attitude about them as opposed to other people and you will see it as another one of 58 reasons to hate America.

Look at Miss Girl!!!

This re-re dressed up and went out sure he was the Dark Knight.  Then after stealing a bunch of promo stuff from local movie theaters, he got busted. Wow, sucks.  Has he come out yet to his family??