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The laws of gravity do not equally apply to everything!

Remember that kid in class? that kid who always maintained an extended drop of supremely extravagant, luscious lime green snort that always looked like it was ready to fall onto the ground any second,  to either lubricate the foot movement of the next passerby or to fertilize the Earth with its nourishing chemical composition?! On occasion it even threatened to add new color to the school boy's crisp white shirt. Btw, i hope for your own good, dear reader, that you havent just had your dinner. If you have, then i hope that your shirt and keyboard are both insured, or that disgust is just not a word in your dictionary!

Anyways, havent u ever wondered how that particular drop of snort was always victorious in its fight with gravity?! Perhaps this was because its chemical formula was carefully composed to maintain very little weight and high adhesion to the skin under the child's nostril, or perhaps the earth was too discomforted by its colour and source to draw it towards itself...

The new government is very concerned about hygeine. The cops stopped me again, this time to check if my car was clean, which according to their standards, it was. Ill have to say, they must have very low standards :D

A great poet once said:

'Umpphh.... umpppphhh.... ummmpppphhh'

Well, he was constipated, and Isaphgol was yet to be discovered!

After the discovery of isaphgol, he successfully said:

'Chandoo ki chachi nay

Chandi ki chamchee say

Chandoo kay chacha ko

Isaphgol chatayee...'

In other news, i too have caught the flu. Or the flu has caught me, that would be more appropiate, ive never really been attracted to the flu u know, its just not my type :D

Examples:

a)                 She is teasing a drop of the new perfume: Persephone’s whip

b)                The  gizmo-goy is teasing  a drop with  the new lap top called Reincarnation.

c)                 The eager columnist is teasing a drop of the premium Vodka— Iron Curtain.

It's actually really, really good at this.  Because of it, I can type with some confidence, making constant typing mistakes (I have small fingers, but damn those letters are easy to hit wrong), and still have my text come out pretty well as I intended.

Additionally, the iPhone learns new words for its custom dictionary from your typing.  And according to Apple, those words even age - if you don't use a particular custom word for a while, the iPhone will automatically remove it from the dictionary.

All very cool.  But - and this is one of those things with the iPhone that just blows my f*cking mind - there's no function to allow you to directly edit your custom dictionary.

Oooh... this kind of shit just makes me so MAD.  If the phone just sucked, it'd be fine, but the iPhone excels in so many advanced areas, only to suck in some pretty basic ones.  Apple spent all that time developing a learning predictive text program, only to leave out the one feature that would have made it really rock.  Arghhh.  They do this all over the place with this phone.

The only way to add custom words to the dictionary is to let a "mistake" stand.  When the iPhone offers you its little pop-up suggestion, finish typing your word and then take the time to deny the suggestion (by tapping it instead of hitting space).  But make sure the word is spelled right before you do that, or the WRONG spelling will be added to the custom dictionary.

If you make a real mess of your custom dictionary, the only way to fix it (since you can't add or remove words at will) is to completely reset the dictionary (Settings > General > Reset > Reset Keyboard Dictionary), which will remove all of the custom words that have been entered.

Oh, Apple people who are not reading this blog at all, please let us add words directly.  I'd love to have my last name tossed in there so it could predictively spell that, but the dictionary doesn't offer me any suggestions when I type it.  And there's a lot of lingo in my line of work I'd like to add, please.

Natürlich könnte man seine Funktionen so schreiben:

def addiere(sum1, sum2, sum3, sum4, sum5):

Das gelbe vom Ei ist das aber nicht gerade. Viel eleganter geht es mit dem Asterisk:

def addiere(*params):

print params

Ein Beispiel:

>>> addiere(1,3,6,7)

(1,3,6,7)

Alle Parameter werden in einem Tupel gespeichert. Aber es geht noch weiter, den Spaß kann man super kombinieren:

def familie(nachname, *vornamen)

>>> familie('schmidt', 'anna', 'heinz', 'klaus')

In diesem Fall hat man einen Standard Parameter, und kann danach noch soviele man will angeben. Um dasselbe mit Keyword Parametern zu erreichen muss man zwei Sternchen angeben:

def adressbuch(**params):

print params

>>> adressbuch(name='Martha', nachname='Müller', plz=12756)

{'name':'Martha', 'nachname':'Müller', 'plz':12756}

Wie man sieht werden die Parameter in diesem Falle als Dictionary gespeichert. Und zu guter letzt kann man auch alle 3 kombinieren:

def viele_parameter(x,y,z, *weitere_koordinaten, **keyword_paramter)

>>> viele_parameter(1,2,3,4,5,6,'test',8,var='hallo',foo='bar')

Für das letzte Beispiel fällt mir zwar auf Anhieb auch kein Verwendungszweck ein, aber trotzdem gut zu wissen, dass es sowas gibt, falls man mal in die Verlegenheit kommen sollte sowas zu brauchen.

Das Ganze geht übrigens auch andersrum:

def addiere(var1, var2)

vars = (3,4)

addiere(*vars)

In diesem Fall wird das Tupel gesplittet und auf die Parameter aufgeteilt. Dasselbe geht auch mit Dictionaries:

def hello(greeting, name)

params = {'greeting': 'Guten Tag', 'name':'Hans'}

hello(**params)

Partisan

(Dictionary) - (noun)  a member of a party of light or irregular troops engaged in harassing an enemy, esp. a member of a guerrilla band engaged in fighting or sabotage against an occupying army.

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  a member of a party of lightweights or irregular thinkers engaged in harassing an enemy, esp. a member  of a political party engaged in fighting or sabotage against an occupying population. Bi-Partisan involves both parties.

Free trade

(Dictionary) - (noun) international trade free of government interference 

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun) international slave trade free of government acknowledgment

Big Government

(Dictionary) - (noun)  any government wielding excessive control over its citizens or interfering with their lives

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  military industrial complex

Chickenhawk

(Dictionary) - (noun)  Informal  A person who favors military force or action to carry out a foreign policy but has never served in the military.

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  A good candidate.

Bork

(Dictionary) - (verb) to seek to obstruct a political appointment or selection; also, to attack a political opponent viciously.

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  A God.

Subsidy

(Dictionary) - (noun) (a sum of) money paid by a government etc to an industry etc that needs help, or to farmers etc to keep the price of their products low.

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  A corporate welfare payment.

Government Cheese

(Dictionary) - (noun) Pasteurized Process American Cheese for Use in Domestic Programs" is processed cheese that was provided to welfare and food stamp recipients in the United States during the 1980s

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  Social Security.

Gay Agenda

(Dictionary) - (noun) the goal of increasing the acceptance and equality of LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) people through public policies, media exposure, and cultural change.

(NWO Dictionary) - (noun)  Parties at the Bohemian Grove.

I approved this message

(Dictionary) - (phrase) is a phrase frequently said by candidates for federal office in political advertisements on television and radio in order to comply with the so-called "stand by your ad" provision of the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act, enacted in 2002, that requires "a statement by the candidate that identifies the candidate and states that the candidate has approved the communication."

(NWO Dictionary) - (phrase)  "a complete and utter fabrication by the campaign that identifies the candidate as a bald face liar and confirms that the candidates attorney has approved the communication."

Outposts of tyranny

(concept) a term used by United States Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in a 2005 written submission to the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations to describe certain countries where she believes that the government is oppressive and shows contempt for democracy and human rights.

(NWO concept) anywhere outside of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Potomac Two Step

(phrase) "Potomac" refers to the Culture of Washington DC. The Two-Step is a dance. Dance is a popular metaphor for the avoidance of responsibility. In the Potomac Two Step, the avoidance of guilt is deposited on a lower link of the chain who is indicted, tried and pardoned or slapped and sent on to the lecture and book circuit.

(NWO phrase) Some variations are known as the "Tenet Tango" ,"Berger Boson ova","FISA Fandango" and "911 La Vida Loca"

See older entries

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Having a break from the "big" picture questions, I have been searching on the web for various pieces of information and I stumbled across this site. There are so many reference sites, do we need any more? Probably not but I discovered this fascinating site. I found myself scrolling through 100 Unbelievably Useful Reference Sites You’ve Never Heard Of from Teaching tips.com.

This site offers us an eclectic collection of dictionaries, professional teaching and library resources, fun sites, databases, sites about health, "homework help", search engines, consumer research, etc. So when you are "investigating" some of these sites, and some of those I looked at were quite absorbing, remember you are doing research, not "just playing" or, heaven forbid, having fun!

To quote the authors, "we’ve compiled just 100 of our favorites, for teachers, students, hypochondriacs, procrastinators, bookworms, sports nuts and more."

Main Entry: advai•ta

Function: noun
Usage: usually capitalized
Etymology: Sanskrit, from a- + dvaita duality, from dvi two -- more at TWO
: Vedantic nondualism that denies the separateness of any aspect of reality from the impersonal oneness of Brahma

Citation format for this entry:

"advaita." Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged. Merriam-Webster, 2002. http://unabridged.merriam-webster.com (10 Jul. 2008).

Yan yung tanong nung teacher ko nung grade 5 pa kami ng classmate kong si Anna Marie Facundo. Naaalala ko pa nagrorolkol kasi si Sister Brigida nun, yung teacher namin na madre na payat na may malaking salamin na kulay brown tapos wala nang ipin yung lower jaw  tapos mejo may edad na. Basta.. hindi ko ma-explain yung hitsura..parang..ganito na may belo na white:

Tapos, nung nabasa niya yung pangalan ni Anna Marie nung nagro- rolkol, pinatayo pa talaga sya sa harap ng klase sabay tinanong ng:

" Why ANNA MARIE?"

Napatahimik talaga kami sa abrupt question na yun."I don't know po, sister." sagot naman ni Amay. ( As in Amay Bisaya.) Mejo puzzled sa tanong... "So? eh ano naman ngayon?" sa isip-isip niya.

Nginiwian lng sya ng crispy nguso ni sister. " What kind of name is that??!" Nakataas pa talaga yung kilay eh. " Mali yan. -Basta, mali." Sabay irap. Oo, suplada talaga sya. Matandang dalaga na kasi si sister.

"Let me explain sister! ' humirit pa si Amay." Kasi po yan yung binigay ng mama-"

"Tsk. That's wrong." irita na si sister. "It should be Mary Anne. Mmeh- rriih- yenn. MARIE ANNE! Not Anna Marie! What's that? Anna Marie ?... susss...."  Nag-eyes rolling pa talaga si sister.( imaginin nyo yung picture na nag-a- eyes rolling.)

Yung hitsura ni Anna Marie di mo malaman kung iiyak o ano eh. Lunok lang ng lunok tapos lilingon saming nakaupo sa  gilid nya. (Ang haba pa naman ng leeg ni Amay na isa ring payatot kaya makikita mo tlga yung lalamunan na bumababa pag lumulunok eh.) Dinagdagan pa ni sister:

" Do you even know what your name means?"

Dun na talaga nag-hung yung utak ni Anna Marie. Wala talaga syang naisagot. Kala mo sumali sa Binibining Pilipinas na na mental block sa tanong. Gusto na niyang humiyaw ng "ANOBAMPAKI MO!!!" pero nangingilid na lang yung luha niya sa pagpupumigil. Sige, Subukan niya lang pumalag. Gusto nya makatikim ng mahapding hataw ng patpat?

Kaya naman halos isumpa ni Anna Marie ang araw na yun. Galit na galit daw sya kay tutubi. Kesyo nangengealam daw kasi ng pangalan, (Oo nga naman.) Marunong pa daw si sister sa nanay nya, blah-blah-blah... Kaya magmula non, Amay na lang daw ang itawag namin sa kanya.  Sa buong buhay niya... dun niya  lang nalaman na ang tinataglay niyang pangalan na kinalakihan na nya at magpahanggang ngayon-according to Sister Brigida,- ay MALl pala.

Ikaw? -DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS?

According to www.urbandictionary.com, here are some of the "MEANINGS" ng mga common names ng barkada ko: hehehe...

RYAN

-A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

-a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.(Ahem..)

-A boy you ask to have his babies.

Stacy: "I want a baby. I guess I should go call a Ryan!"

SHARON

-Noun: an extremely hot Asian girl or woman.

-A nickname for a woman's large tits.

"Holy shit, look at those Sharons!"

NELL

-means that you want to "do" somebody.

(wag na lagyan ng sentence. RATED PG na ito.)

JIM

-a name given to boys who often grow up to be child molestors or rapists. (nako, patay ako kay Jim neto.)

"Don't let Jim babysit."

DIMPLE

-A dimple is reffered to some who eats great quantities of food

'Oh my gosh,  your a dimple, u ate so much!"

well, ektwely...madami pa sana akong gustong ilagay na pangalan dito kaso mejo malaswa na talaga ang meaning.( Piling pili na nga yang mga anjan eh.) Basta, yan yun ibig sabihin ng mga names to the wholesomest!

Oist, teka ikaw?Ano kaya meaning ng sayo?

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- معرفي انواع شركت ها - اصطلاحات چت و اينترنت و ... .
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- قابليت اضافه كردن لغت و ساخت يك كتابخانه لغت شخصي و ... .

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For many speakers and learners of English, the word "Oxford" spells authority about language. The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English is no exception. Any dictionary which comes from Oxford University Press (whose origins lie in the Middle Ages, the foundation of the university and the dawn of printing) tends to be in a different league from its competitors.
Based on the "Oxford English Corpus", language databases, which amount to "hundreds of millions of words of written and spoken English in machine-readable form", this hefty single-volume dictionary has four million words of text. That includes 355,000 words phrases and definitions, 12,000 encyclopaedic entries and 68,000 explanations. The statistics are mind blowing.

Like other new dictionaries the Oxford Dictionary of English provides boxed usage notes which point up, say, the difference between "pedal" and "peddle" or discuss the vexed old question of whether infinitives may be split. More unusual are the 14 detailed appendices on, for example, English in electronic communications, collective nouns and proof-reading marks. Most useful of all is probably the "Guide to Good English" which manages to be both admirably concise and immaculately clear.

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From New York Times, February 18th 1962.

This fully up-to-date edition takes account of recent changes in UK legislation. It is a handy desk reference for lawyers and an ideal source of legal terminology for students and secretaries in any country where the legal system is based on English law. It provides clear, jargon-free information for professionals, students, and people without a legal qualification. Over 4,000 entries define and explain the major terms, concepts, processes, and the organization of the English legal system. It features authoritative and up-to-date articles which have been written by practising and academic lawyers. New entries cover the Woolf reforms, human rights law, as well as family law, central and local government, and international law. Described by leading university lecturers as being ' the best law dictionary at present' and 'excellent for non law students as well as Law undergraduates'.

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In my opinion if you don't like something someone wrote just leave it and move on. Meaning, if someone used the word shit for instance and you didn't like it then that is your problem, not the authors, especially if there was a disclaimer first off.

So here with is your disclaimer. There are a lot of swear words in this post, if you feel they might pollute your mind please refrain from reading any further. Thank you.

SHIT

Word History: The word shit appeared about 1,000 years ago and can be traced back to Old Norse origin ’skíta’. It first leaked into Old English as ’scitte’ and from there forming into Middle English as ’sch?tte.’ Anglo-Saxon books use ’scittan’ as a reference to when the cattle had diarrhoea. For most of its history it was spelled ’shite’ though evidence of its now modern spelling can be found in books dated as far back as the mid-1700’s. Even today we find remains of the world in the Icelandic language. The words ’skítur’ (noun) and ’skíta’ (verb) are still used.

Extensive slang usage; verb meaning "to lie, to tease" is from 1934; that of "to disrespect" is from 1903. Noun use for "obnoxious person" is since at least 1508; meaning "misfortune, trouble" is attested from 1937. Shat is a humorous past tense form, not etymological, first recorded 18c. Shite, now a jocular or slightly euphemistic variant, formerly a dialectal variant, reflects the vowel in the O.E. verb (cf. Ger. scheissen). Shit-faced "drunk" is 1960s student slang; shit list is from 1942. To not give a shit "not care" is from 1922; up shit creek "in trouble" is from 1937. Scared shitless first recorded 1936.

Shit is now a very common and not so frowned upon swear word

The image on the left is the definition of "Shit Happens"

FUCK

Word History: The word fuck, much like shit (and actually the majority of common curse words), came from languages with a Germanic background. It is believed that it came into our language from the Dutch around the 15th century. The word was so taboo that a small amount of documents remain that would allow us to have a better understanding of its origins. The reason that little evidence remains was that people at the time were too afraid to write the word down.

The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]."

It is thought to be an Acronym for Fornication Under Consent of King. This acronym was placed on placards to be posted on doors of couples who had permission from the King to have sex.

Fuck is still gaining in normality but we shall see

ASSHOLE

The word asshole is from the word arse, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary has been in use since the 11th century to refer to the ass of an animal. Starting roughly around 14th century it was used to refer to a person’s buttocks.

Around 1500 the combined form ‘arsehole’ was first used in its literal form to refer to the anus. The metaphorical use that refers to the worst place in a region (e.g., “the asshole of the world”) is first attested in print in 1865. Its use to refer to a despicable person is first record in 1933.

To the rest of the English speaking world, the word ass is still interpreted as donkey.

CRAP

The word "crap" comes from the last name of the person who invented the toilet, Thomas Crapper. He was a Brit.

BITCH

Bitch is a term for the female of a canine in general. It is also frequently used as an offensive term for a malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, or unpleasant person, especially a woman.

This second meaning has been in use since around 1400. When used to describe a male, it may also confer the meaning of "subordinate", especially to another male, as in prison.

Generally, this term is used to indicate that the person is acting outside the confines of their gender roles, such as when women are assertive or aggressive, or when men are passive or servile. More recent variants of bitch are bitchy, ill-tempered (1925), and to bitch, to complain (1930).

Since the 1980s, the term "bitch" became more and more accepted and less offensive. After the word was widely used between rivals Krystle and Alexis on the drama Dynasty, it gained usage, in malicious contexts or otherwise, and is now very rarely censored on television broadcasts. Prior to the term's general acceptance, euphemism terms were often substituted, such as "gun" in the phrase "son of a gun" as opposed to "son of a bitch". More generally the term has also acquired the meaning of something unpleasant or irksome, as in the expression "Life's a Bitch".

I know I will never be the same again either *shrug* - there were so many more but I didn't want to bore you and they do tend to go down the sliding scale from here on ... Do you know that calling a person a pig in some lands is considered a swear word worse than any of the above? Yet we can use it daily...

There is a time and a place for anything and everything - I do not condone swearing but will use many of the above words when walking into things. I am not ashamed, I swear and you were warned right.

Thank you to Wikipedia, Dictionary.com and Profanisaurus

1. learn to spell DEFINITELY.

really. just do it. it's not that hard. do it now, three times.. d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y

one thing to remember.. IT doesnt have an A in it. really. it doesn't. NOT ONE.

like INFINITY and FINITE. NO A's either. simple.

2. Remember that A LOT is TWO yes 2 words! NEVER, EVER write 'alot'.

EVER AGAIN. so three times now ....a (SPACE BAR) lot.

ahhh life is sooo simple isn't it

Actions like adding and deleting music, organizing and storing your files and anything else like downloading and uploading photos aren't always easy which too often leaves you annoyed and frustrated at best. A little knowledge can go a long way in helping you understand how to get the most from your iPod.

There is a shortage of good informative material on the subject, things like guides, tutorials and instruction manuals aren't always easy to find. Even an iPod dictionary could come in useful. There aren't a lot, but there are some sites out there where you can find the information you need to take you through those initial steps so you can get your music to help drown out the distractions and tedium of your daily commute.

A good guide should help take you through a step by step process that is easy to follow and teaches you what it is you need to know in getting you up and running so you've got something there to accompany you under the sun.

Where ever you are, you can pretty much find what it is you need to know, so long as you have an internet connection your music is at your fingertips.

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